Last season Kobe Bryant made a terrible mistake.Â He thought he was going high fashion, and ended up with this.
Us Versus Them was there to cover the transformation of the Black Mamba into the White Mamba.Â I wondered how someone gets tricked into letting a photographer do this to them.Â But Amare Staudemire has taken that question to a whole ‘nother level.Â ESPN the Magazine is doing their second annual “body” issue where they feature nude athletes and they convinced Amare to do this:
That is wrong, wrong, all kinds of wrong.
I’m pulling out all the stops on this one.Â I sent the picture to all kinds of people to get their reaction.
Bruce Bowen, what was he thinking?
Chris Webber, would you ever do that?
Kobe do you feel responsible for this?
David Stern, you’ve got to have an opinion on this.Â You can’t like this representing the league.Â How do you feel about the pictures?
Hmmmm.Â Guess I was wrong.
Amare.Â Can I reiterate?Â Just no.
Ian will demand I post some sexy ladies to correct the balance of the universe in 5…4…3…2…