Mike Tyson: Still The Best

With the new Tyson movie out and Iron Mike making a cameo in The Hangover we gotta give the man some love.

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They are making a remake of Punch Out! for the Wii, without Mike Tyson.  Can’t he come back?  Unlockable character?  Punch Out isn’t Punch Out without Iron Mike.  One of the greatest moments of my gaming career was learning all of Mike’s winks, twitches and patterns to beat him.  I earned my way there too, but when you just want to go in against Mike, you had to enter that 007 373 5963.  Old school code saving baby, pre internet.  Had to get it in a magazine or handed down generation to generation in the back of the school bus on scraps of paper.

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And I saw this on H8torade last week and couldn’t resist.

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That’s just way too good.

For those of you who don’t know, or don’t understand why Mike Tyson was, is, and always will be the baddest man ever, even with his high voice and body built by Frappuchinos, peep this.  Keep in mind the fact that the man who is about to get his arse whooped possessed a heavyweight championship belt prior to this asswhoopin.  The champ.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfmeVg9joNE

-Brock

Old School Video Games Were Kinda Messed Up

Let’s just get it out front that it has been a long day and I’m steady slipping into a state of delirium.  That said, sometimes you need to be in an alternate state to see the world the way it is truly meant to be seen.  You know what I just realized?  Mario is a murderer.  That’s right Mario and Luigi from Super Mario Brothers were stone cold murderers.  Sure, Bowser stole his main lady and Mario was willing to do what it took to get her back, but damn, he just rolled up in there stomping fools.  Most people think of Mario as a hero.  Someone finally got the real picture.

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What did you think happened when you stomped them in the head?  Pac Man needs to be on death row too.

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Wait, not that Pac Man.  Although he looked like a straight killer too.

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Straight video game Jeffery Dahmer right there.

I think the guys from Contra might have been gay too.  Why were they fighting aliens with no shirts on?  Answer me that.

-Brock

Street Fighter: This is Too Good

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Zangief really just bounces on in there with the piledriver.  That is perfect.

Here is the original.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5qN8F2oyHw

And YES.  That Street Fighter 4 is hot.  And YES I’m going on a Street Fighter bender this weekend.  By Monday I’ll probably be looking for challengers.  I need to get my game tight first though.

I saw this on MRod.  Funny dude, check him out here.

-Brock

Super Mario World/Louis Armstrong Mashup

I know I’m just hitting cats with random shat all day, but I gotta keep you up on all the wildness I see on a daily basis.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTRzaG_GbVQ

I guess Louie was down with Mario.  Maybe his name was Louie G. Armstrong.

For the real videogame heads, here is the remix to Mega Man 3.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6OHe4KaEc

I am Mega Man.  I got a mothafackin gun for a hand!

-Brock