Victoria Taylor

March Madnass: The Elite Eight

We are in the lightning round now people. The Sweet 16 happened quickly and we are on to the Elite 8. I’ve saved something special for this round. Instead of still photos, the remaining 8 ladies are going to be in full motion. YouTube doesn’t have every clip I wanted, but these definitely give a feel for what these ladies are really working with. Monica Bellucci surprised me a bit, and it is hard to find a good video of her. Vickie 6 also presented a unique problem as I don’t think there is a single video of her on the internet where she actually has clothes on.

The Elite 8 Voting will be up through Sunday and we will have the Final Four on Monday.

Famous Divison:

Meagan Good vs. Stacey Dash

Meagan Good:

Stacey Dash:

Monica Bellucci vs. Shakira

Monica Bellucci:

Shakira:

Rookie Division:

Victoria Taylor vs. Nilanti Narian

Victoria Taylor:

Click here to put it in motion. [NSFW] We will just have to trust ItzDatDude that this is the Tail Piece in question.

Nilanti Narian:

Laura Dore vs. Joanna Pena

Laura Dore:

Joanna Pena:

March Madnass: Sweet 16

Brock Hardon 14 Comments

It is finally time to get down to business. We started with 64 ladies and we are down to the Sweet 16. No more links, no more multiple choice polls. Time to put these ladies head to head to see what happens.

With 16 pictures of the baddest chicks out right now, this should be one of the most popular posts here at UvT for a long time. There are some surprises in both divisions. Amber Rose took out Britney Dailey.Shakira took out Rosa Acosta. The only #1 seed still alive is Vanessa Veasley.

ONLY ONE DAY FOR VOTING this time. We are going to get the Elite 8 done on Friday and over the weekend. We need to lock in that Final Four and come up with a winner early next week. Spread the word. Us Versus Them March Madnass is the only contest of its kind, let’s make sure we get it right.

-Brock

Famous Division:

Amber Rose vs. Meagan Good

Amber Rose:

Meagan Good:

Christina Milian vs. Stacey Dash:

Christina Milian:

Stacey Dash:

Halle Berry vs. Monica Bellucci:

Halle Berry:

Monica Bellucci:

Rita G. vs. Shakira:

Rita G:

Shakira:

Rookie Division

Victoria Taylor vs. Jesikah Maximus:

Victoria Taylor (Vickie6)

Jesikah Maximus:

Tiara Harris vs. Nilanti Narian:

Tiara Harris:

Nilanti Narian:

Vanessa Veasley vs. Laura Dore:

Vanessa Veasley:

Laura Dore:

Marisa Elise vs. Joanna Pena:

Marisa Elise:

Joanna Pena:

March Madnass: Round of 32 – Rookie Division

Brock Hardon 42 Comments

This is the final round before the sweet 16 and there are some killer matchups in the Rookie side of the bracket. There are plenty of bracket busters in the Ms. New Booty Division, which pretty much let’s be know that somehow, inexplicably, you guys don’t like what I like. You knocked off another #1 seed, and also advanced both Tiara Harris and Brenda Lynn who were 11 and 14 seeds.

So you are telling me you aren’t really that down with this:

And you aren’t really down with this:

Fine, I hear you. There are no losers in this competition. Let’s keep it going with the next round. Voting for the Famous Division closes tonight, the Rookie division closes Wednesday night. Vote early, vote often. If your favorite doesn’t make it, it’s your fault.

-Brock

Ms. New Booty

16. Victoria Taylor

8. Esmeralda Luciano

5. Alexis Lugo

4. Jesikah Maximus

11. Tiara Harris

14. Brenda Lynn

10. Catya Washington

15. Nilanti Narian

Let Me Smang It:

1. Vanessa Veasley

9. Atheana Ritchie

5. Laura Dore

13. Shakur

6. Marin Marie Foster

3. Marisa Elise

7. Melody Jai

2. Johanna Pena

March Madnass: Ms. New Booty Division

Brock Hardon 21 Comments

The response has been tremendous, the results have been surprising, and apparently you cats are LOVING this competition.

Now that we have things working, I’m actually enjoying the debate. I like today’s competition as it is introducing some new blood into the discussion. The theme music matches the division this time. I present the Ms. New Booty Division.