This week we have a double dose of UvTv. [Read more...]
Let’s Be Honest…You’re Fat. Us Versus Them is Here to Help
I know you eat too much. You’re probably eating right now aren’t you. It just doesn’t have to be this way. Luckily the second episode of Us Versus Them is here to help you out. [Read more...]
Us Versus Them TV: What the Hell is Going On in the Bathroom?
It’s time for the launch of the first FULL episode of Us Versus Them on the Atomic Elbow YouTube Channel. Go get it. [Read more...]
More UvTv: Pole Dancing? Please…
I don’t know when pole dancing became a “sport” or a “workout”, but we’re calling B.S. on that.
UvTv: Us Versus Them Hits YouTube
The first episode of Us Versus Them is up on YouTube. We’re rolling out some shorts first to get you warmed up. Check out my boys Giovanni and DJ as Gio tells this crazy Vegas sex story.
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It’s Finally Coming: UvTv!
Looks like the show is finally launching next week. We’re gonna start rolling out with some short little clips before we start dropping the Us Versus Them classics on you.
So to hold you over until Us Versus Them makes its debut. Check out some of the other stuff on our channel “Atomic Elbow”.
UvT News: Change You Can Believe In
This is a long overdue update on everything going on here at Us Versus Them. We’ve got the show coming up, there’s lots of stuff going on behind the scenes, and a few things that are going to change.
First, the blog is not going away. If I have my way it’s never going away. I appreciate all of the people who come here to check it out. As you’ve probably figured out it’s started to get a little harder to keep up the M-W-F schedule. I’m still going to do my best to update on that schedule, but every once in a while, I might miss it. I’m still going to try to get at least three posts up a week. Also, I might start breaking format a little too. I’ll probably try some new stuff, I might skip Man Up Monday a few times along the way.
But it will be cool because in return YOU’RE GOING TO GET A SHOW. We’re editing and it is funny as hell so far. I hope you all agree. We start by covering some UvT classics, but the hosts kill it. It’s also going up with some other stuff that is hilarious too. So not only are you getting a gang of other stuff that is straight up UvT Certified. See? You still get more good new stuff.
In the meantime, here are some screenshots from the set to give you a quick feel of how UvT is gonna look.
Yeah, we’re rocking man cave style.
Just in case a fight breaks out.
You know we had to have that drank on set.
More announcements soon.
-Brock
March Madnass 2012: The Field
I thought my Marcha Madnass logo was hype, but the homey @YaAverageGuy from Twitter cleaned it up for me a little bit.
We are ready to kick it off this week and I’ve finalized the field of 64.
Here’s the list.
1. Freida Pinto
2. Emily B
3. Padma Lakshmi
4. Monica Bellucci
5. Sofia Vergara
6. Claudia Sampredo
7. Tammy Torres
8.Jessica/ Miss Rabbit
9. Ayisha Diaz
10. Nicole Mejia
11. Amber Rose
12. Rosa Acosta
13. Tahiry
14. Meagan Good
15. Christina Milian
16. Halle Berry
17. Rita G
18. Shakira
19. Victoria Taylor (Vickie 6)
20. Jesikah Maximus
21. Nilanti Narian
22. Vanessa Veasley
23. Laura Dore
24. Marisa Elise
25. Joanna Pena
26. Nicole Sherzinger
27. Olivia Munn
28. Brooklyn Decker
29. Adriana Lima
30. Minka Kelly
31. Andressa Soares
32. Rosee Divine
33. Diora Baird
34. Gina Carano
35. Kim Kardashian
36. Esther Baxter
37. Chiquinquira Delgado
38. Jackie Guerrido
39. Inez Sainz
40. Jessica Biel
41. Sara Lopez
42. Issa Bayaua
43. Charm Killings
44. Alyssa Jerry
45. Ajia Nicole
46. Brenda Lynn
47. Cristine L
48. Jolina Bonita
49. Mercedes Hawkins
50. Maya Michelle Rew
51. Diana Levy
52. Megalyn Echikunwoke
53. Iggy Azalea
54. Britney Dailey
55. Dania Ramirez
56. Jade Wifey
57. Sidney Lauren
58. Melyssa Ford
59. Ophilia
60. Bria Myles
61. Brittany Ireland
62. Kamille Leai
63. Draya Michelle
64. Rihanna
If there is someone who just HAS to get in, hit me today and I’ll make the adjustments (if I agree). Otherwise I’ll set the brackets and we will get rolling tomorrow. For those of you who weren’t here last year, this young lady got cut in the first round last year.
I still don’t understand how it happened. The competition is a beast though.
-Brock
————–UPDATE—————–
Do I knock one of these random chicks out for Jessica Alba? She’s still bad. Still open for other suggestions too.
—————UPDATE 2—————-
We already have a suggestion for Vida Guerra. Can’t hate on that. Especially the new “Fitness Model” version.
—————UPDATE 3—————
First 6 out:
Amber Rose (she hasn’t been mad since Kanye)
Halle Berry (We all know she’s bad, she’s in the UvT quality hall of fame)
Rita G (no new heat in 2012)
Vickie 6 (she said she retired. I can’t promote that)
Gina Carano (she’s just not winning this)
Sara Lopez (I don’t know if I have much material of her other than that one video)
(I NEED TO CUT ONE MORE)
First 7 In:
Sophie Turner (Whooty and she knows it)
Emmanuelle Chriqui (Bad. Should have been in the first cut)
Jessica Burciaga
Melanie Iglesias
Paula Patton (Worked it in MI:4)
Carol Seleme
Vida Guerra (gotta throw the new fitness body in there)