World’s Greatest Dance Instructor

Reigning UvT Fantasy Football champion KCTheTruth shot me a hot video on Twitter yesterday. The art of assology is always evolving, but it is a science of observation. Assology was never designed to really be instructional. But I think I’ve found a partner who aligns with the spirit and principles of Assology. Her instructional video may be as important as any of the work I’ve done over the last few years. It’s truly remarkable and revolutionary. This is for the women of UvT. I expect you to be working at home and I’ll be asking you to submit homework videos showing your progress. On to the video. I’ll call it a low 3 on the UvT NSFW scale.

That’s right. She took a standard issue Asian booty (her words…not mine) and made it clap. Work from the core ladies and keep everything else relaxed. She’s really applying that science to it. This is about as unexpected as ass can get right there. I thought you either had it or you don’t. I’m going to reach out to her and get you ladies an instructional video on how to pop a single cheek. Thank me later.



I was thinking about watching reviewing the video again and it’s hilarious how she really implies that you should just work on the back bend…maybe before a few weeks…before you get into full on ass clappin. She really doesn’t want to be responsible for any injuries out there. Also, who is she teaching? Do non-stripper chicks just hang at home putting time into an ass clap? Like it that a finishing move when a babe wants to get married? It would probably work.  But damn.

Crystal Calixte

Never let it be said that Us Versus Them is not for the people.  We take care of Team Us around these parts.  So when my man Itzdatdude says he needs some Thick Asians, we gots to find some thick Asians.  Plus, with Wesley Snipes goes to jail for a few years, I needed to give him a tribute post.  Check it.

I know, I know.  This is not UvT quality action.  I actually like the “tight up in them jeans” look.  When a chick is superthick in a pair of jeans that are holding everything in means she just a big girl masquerading as a video model.  Trust me, as an Assologist there is still some action worth talking about here.  Unleash the Kracken!

I’m not gonna say I told ya so, but I told ya so.  She’s packin heat.  She even knows how to inspire her friends.

Unfortunately, her friend can’t keep up.  The girl on the left has a dress that lays perfectly flat. Our girl Crystal has loose fabric in the lower back area that is being sucked into the vast abyss.

Sure she’s sticking it out for effect, but you gotta respect the effort.  It’s not all illusion though.

That looks all natural and legit.  She’s got a bright future ahead of her.

Is it good?