Greatest Taser Video Ever? TASER, TASER, TASER!

I think I declare every new taser video I see as the “greatest taser video ever” but that seems to be because they literally do get better all the time.  I don’t know if it is the taser cam that is giving us all this great footage, or that the taser is the assault weapon of the future, but this is great.  The only thing that could be better if there were human taser superheroes.  BUT THEY HAVE THAT TOO!

Taser Man

They just grab the dude and he’s tased.  Okay, not really, those guys just have terrible taser jumpsuits on for no apparent reason.  Well last week when grandma got tasered the cop yelled out “TASER!” as he pulled the trigger.  Well this guy takes it one step further.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxYPjMldna0

Man, he’s really into that.  I guess I’ll assume that he wanted people to know that he was pulling the trigger…but that doesn’t explain why the first dude screamed out taser when he was by his damn self.  I still think “don’t tase me bro” takes the cake, but TASER, TASER, TASER is right up there.  I think it is the English accent.  Tasah, Tasah, Tasah! Wait a minute, how do you get your ass kicked while “It Seems Like You’re Ready” is playing in the background?  Seems like you’re ready for an asswhoopin?

-Brock

Taser Video: Someone’s Grandma Caught A Bad One!

You know I’m a taser connoisseur.  We’ve had, Don’t tase me bro, the naked wizard, some self taze action, the tazed up fox, and my personal favorite, the courtroom taser.  But this takes the cake.  Grandma taser!

She was really putting up a fight too.  She shrugged off the handcuffs.  Talking shit the whole time.  The cop warned her ass too.  My favorite part was the fact that the cop screamed “TASER!” as he pulled the trigger.  Like she didn’t know…

-Brock

Craziest Tazer Video Ever

This post caused the most devastating internal struggle ever here at Us Versus Them.  One one hand…I have an obsession with tasers.  Ever since the Don’t Tase Me Bro video, I’ve openly campaigned for every possible tasing to be videotaped because it offers endless entertainment.  On the other hand, somehow this dude found a way to get tazed butt ass naked.  So there is cack in this video.  It is probably a 2 on the NSFW scale…you wouldn’t want your boss to see you watching it, could get away with it in some environments, won’t see any cack get sacked, but dude is definitely hitting you with full-frontal.  It almost didn’t make the cut, but it is just too good.  These cops really got with this dude.


Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

I don’t understand the guy that fights back with a knee is his ribs and taser prongs sticking out of his back.  Then the cop goes back in on the back of the neck?  Was dude even naked?  I’m not “shower at the gym” guy for a reason.  I have no need to see anyone’s cack but my own.  You know how Chris Rock says there is a reason to do anything?  Even kick a old man down the steps?  Well there is literally no reason for me to ever see another cack.  But seriously, that guy looks like a living mannequin.  WTF?  I’m thinking you might not want to be known as “The Naked Wizard” if you ain’t got no wand.

So if this is too much…just know that it hurt me more than it hurt you.  I’m done.

-Brock