Wayne Gretzky’s Daughter Might Be A Great One Herself

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Wayne Greztky is far and away the best hockey player ever. Look at the NHL Wiki page, his name is all over that joint. But I’ve just found out that he has a young model/actress daughter Paulina.

When I first glanced at this picture I thought she might have a really huge tail piece, but if that was the case someone would have sent me this picture a long time ago. Look, the article isn’t about this, but can we just pretend the back of that dress is filled with ass for one moment? Humor me here. It would clearly be a little too much, and a bit out of proportion, but it isn’t like we haven’t seen anything like that before. Looking at you Angle Lola Luv. I’m gonna file this picture under ‘Unexpected Ass’ just in case.

Okay, I’m done.

I didn’t  bring you here to talk about hockey or an incredibly fortunate dress construction. I’m here to talk about the fact Paulina Gretzky really gets loose in photos she releases to the internet. I mean really loose. Check a sample.

This is about as tame as it gets…because this is from a magazine. You want to see the stuff she sends out herself?

I guess the young lady knows what she’s working with. But you know it wouldn’t be Us Versus Them if it didn’t get better than this. Ask yourself, is there ever a good reason to instagram your own ass?

Apparently. Althought I would have gone with that “Valencia” filter to really bring out some highlights.  It gets better.

Partying with Captain America and Corporal Champagne over here. She looks like she’s having a good time though. We’ve still got the money shot though. This is the one that pretty much locks her in for UvT Quality status.

Did I mention she sends these out HERSELF? This is from her Twitter feed. Look, her dad isn’t the President or anything, but when you go spread eagle on Twitter, can a sex tape be far behind? You want to know the most ridiculous thing about that last picture. Now I don’t want to make you look at it too closely, but she’s wearing shorts. You probably didn’t even see them. When you have a pair of shorts that small in the arsenal, you are really trying to get out on the break. That looks like a great pool party though.

Paulina Gretzky, welcome to #TeamUs. You’re officially on the watchlist. You don’t have a huge body of work, but I like your style.

-Brock

Mel B. is Still Bad

I’ve been down with Mel B. since the old school Scary Spice days.  I was peeping game way back then, and she was really that wild chick.  So now it is like 15 years, one baby, a Spice Girls reunion and one run in with Eddie Murphy later so she can’t be right, can she?

Wrong…Wrong.  Mel B hit the streets last week bringing this kind of heat.

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That is some pure, uncut, live, no photoshop ab game right there.  I mean what the hell is going on here?  Did she make a deal with the devil?  Is this magic?  Honestly, this is what everyone thought they would get from Janet Jackson but it never really came down for us.  Tail game?

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Maaaaaaan, she’s got the hip cut too.  The dimple (the good kind)in the ass piece?  Bending over and the abs stay tight?  But you know this isn’t the tail game shot we go for here at UvT though.  Angle 1.25 ain’t gonna cut it.  I need Angle 2.

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Oh.  My.  Damn.  She dropped it right into angle 2.7 on your boy.  What show is this and what is going on?  This is the version of Dancing with the Stars that they really need to go to.  We can call it Skripping with the Pros.  You know VH1 would pick it up.  It isn’t over.  You thought these joints were scandalous she went on ahead and took it to the beach.

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What was Eddie thinking?  I can’t take it.  Even the shadow has J game.

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Once again, pure, unadulterated MILF game right there.  Does Mel B have Fake J’s?  She’s got an interesting combination of hang and firm going on up in there.  Okay, last joint.  I can’t take it anymore.

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I don’t even know who that other chick is.  I don’t know why Mel B. looks like her hair just multiplied by three times?  But that lean back ab to thigh work is killing me right now.  I mean she is putting in work.    Whoo whee…  THAT is how you end the week.

-Brock