Rihanna has the Best Vacations Ever

I believe I’ve finally reached the point where I actually enjoy Rihanna’s vacations more than I enjoy my own. Why? Because she tweets out bikini pictures that are better than any photoshoot she’s ever been in. Like this:

Just hanging in the water, ass out, about to get her surf on. Gotta love an international superstar who is still willing to break out the butt cheeks for the whole world. Haven’t seen JLo’s butt cheeks since the mid 90’s.

Or this one:

I believe this was captioned “shaking it up to Rick Ross”. I’ve never liked Rick Ross’s music more than at this moment.

She even hits the gym on vacation.

If I ever hit the hotel gym and this was waiting for me the workout would be cancelled.

Yes, she had a third swimsuit in the collection.

I include this picture only because Chris Breezy and I have seen this pose before…somewhere…hmmm…

So here’s to my best vacation ever. Love and kisses.

-Brock

 

New Rihanna: She’s a Freak

Rihanna is dropping a new album in November, and she’s already dropped the cover for her first single…Russian Roulette.

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I said whaaaaa?   Damn Rihanna, I guess once you are buck naked on the internets you might as well embrace it huh?

Now here’s the question.  Is Rihanna a wild S&M freak before?  Or is this a result of the abuse?  What came first the chicken or the egg?  I guess everything is Run This Town style these days.  Eyepatch, all black, keeping it edgy.  Remember the sweet young girl from Barbados from a few years ago?

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That girl is long gone.  The only bad thing about this cover is that I know her J’s are pierced and, ummmmm, that barbed wire wouldn’t quite cover up her tender parts without airbrushing.  Haaaaaaa.  I don’t know what the music is going to sound like, but I’m sure Rihanna is ready to step back into the spotlight.  That is not a bad thing.

By the way, Lake was convinced 10 years ago that Brandi would break out the buck naked by now.  We’re still waiting my nilla.

-Brock