The Heat Are Drowning Their Sorrows in Their Own Tears

The Miami Heat are having three different seasons down in South Beach. At the beginning they weren’t quite living up to everyone’s expectations.  Then they beat the hell out of Cleveland and went on a crazy win streak. Now they are on a five game losing streak and crying.

Anyone who has been following sports has heard about crying in sports over and over again for the last 48 hours, so I won’t bore you. But there is a crisis in Miami. They just lost their fifth straight game to the freaking Blazers who are missing 2 of their best players.  Forget whether they have heart, or if the care about the games, or if they have the right chemistry. These dudes can’t win games right now. It really just boils down to the fact that Lebron and Wade are made to wear the white hats.  They were built to be good guys. They tried on the black hats and couldn’t handle it.

I have a feeling this picture is destined to be a UvT Classic. Bron and Wade see a fail tail, the response to every come on bruh ever, See no evil, “The Heat are even bad at hide and seek”…I’ve got jokes for this all day.

Awwww, now see, with all these white hat and black hat references, Chris Bosh was feeling left out.

Fine Chris, you can wear your brown hat…and leather vest…if it makes you feel like a part of the discussion I guess that is fine. It isn’t getting you off of Team Them though. In fact, it makes it worse.