So I was minding my own business this weekend. Just minding my business, feeling good when this documentary called “Outrage” came on HBO.
What is Outrage you asked?Â Outrage is the documentary about the outing of gay politicians and media members that promote anti-gay messages.
So, I assumed it was all the same stuff I had seen before.Â Blah, blah, blah, J. Edgar Hoover, Sponge Bob, Ted Haggard and Bert & Ernie, right?Â But they hit me with the mufuckin remix when they said Ed Koch was gay!
Yikes.. who knew… Not that there’s anything wrong with it.Â But this cat was up on some gay sh*t right in the middle of the AIDS epidemic, had a gay lover that died of AIDS and essentially did nothing for fear he might get exposed.
“But Lake, why you bringing up old sh*t?”
Yep, I was asking myself the same thing.Â That is, UNTIL, I heard that the CURRENT Governor of Florida, Charlie Crist, is gay like sh*t too!
Daaaayum… They’re saying this cat just got married so he could perpetrate and act like he wasn’t swinging from the ladies tees.
And then they got into some of UvT’s favorite “I’m not gay” gay as shat types:
First you’ve got the hilarious Larry Craig:
And my favorite, the very first “Gay American,” the oh so off key Jim McGreevy:
Jeez, these fools make South Carolina Gov. Sanford look like mother Theresa.
Anyway, check it out.Â Oh and the really crazy outing they did was of this Fox News fool Shepard Smith.
This fool reports on gays like they’re ruining the fabric of or nation, meanwhile he’s out there in the public streets trying to get his “top or bottom” on.
And in case you didn’t think he had wildness on his mind, peep what he said about gay icon, Jennifer Lopez:
Haaa, funny, when I see JLo, I see pure ass.Â When this dude sees her, he’s ready for a blowj@b from the “people on her block”…help.Â And believe me, dude aint talking about brains from Jennifer either.Â Dude is a certified “scriblet” as some call ahem “them”….Â Come out the closet anytime now guys…
Now I channel surf with the best of em, but Lake…what made you get to this show and, ahem, PAUSE, for long enough to see what the show is about?Â I might be flipping through and see “The Other Boelyn Girl” on HBO too, but that sure as hell doesn’t mean I’m stopping to watch.