Before I get to the Come On Bruh! Section of this post, I have to give props to Kendrick Perkins. When the lockout went down, there were bets on who was going to get the Shawn Kemp award. If you don’t know Shawn Kemp was the baddest leaper in the NBA prior to the last lockout. He was as explosive as Blake Griffin. He went from “The Reignman” in Seattle:
To this dude, who just really wants you to say the barbecue is at your crib this weekend.
Shoulders just one smooth slope from the left to the right, like my man is perfectly round outside of the picture.
Kendrick Perkins pulled a reverse Shawn Kemp. He dropped 32 pounds in the offseason.
He went from looking hungry:
To somehow still looking hungry, but in a good way.
But the Come on Bruh goes to another Shawn, Shawn Marion.
Shawn really decided that blonde Fauxhawk was a good idea, huh? Dude gets a ring and just immediately flips the “I don’t give a damn” switch on his entire life. He just looks like he gave up. It’s sad really. Even Sisqo thinks he looks ridiculous.
That’s about as bad as it gets.
Shawn Marion. Come on Bruh, you’re better than that.