Floyd Mayweather got one more great fight in a few weeks ago. He beat up Miguel Cotto, pulled down a clean $32 Million, took some pictures with Bieber and Fifty, got to go home with Ms. Jackson, he was a winner all around. Every time someone asked him about jail, he was acting really tough. Like it was just part of growing up. Acting like it was something every man just had to do at some point in his life. Dude was going hard.

First thing Floyd, jail is not something you just have to do. I mean it is something you have to do, but not everyone. I know street cred sounds great from the outside. Every wanna be tough knucklehead thinks it sounds cool to do a bid in jail, but then you find out you are spending 23 hours a day in this:

Sink right over that no seat toilet. If you miss that shot, you end up pissing on your bed. Floyd isn’t even in Gen Pop. He’s in solitary for his own protection. He got about 10 days in to this little personal challenge and ended up more like this:

Uhhh, Floyd, you knew when you lawyer filed that motion about you wanting to get out of jail early and sent home for house arrest we were all going to find out about it right? No, we don’t care that you don’t like the food. No, we aren’t worried that you are losing muscle tone fo the 90 days you will be in there. No, none of us care that you can’t train like you normally would…although I’m a little sad you didn’t know that was the case when you went to jail.

Floyd is talking about how he normally eats 4000 calories a day and is only getting 800. Sounds like they are actually saving him. Unless he is somehow training as hard as he does for a fight, eating 4000 calories a day when you are trapped in 80 square feet isn’t a great idea.

Like your boy Fifty said, “Damn Homey, I thought you were the man homey, F*ck happened to you?”

Have you seen Floyd’s house?

I’m pretty sure when you commit and get convicted of a crime, being limited to staying in that house with people to bring you anything in the world you can possibly want isn’t most peoples idea of house arrest. Even Floyd knew it was a little much so he offered to stay in a worse house than the one he owns. Thanks Floyd, real classy.

Floyd better not pretend he went hard in jail when he gets out. He better get on scared straight and let everyone know jail is not what you want to do. What I want to do is get Floyd some help. We’re not hating here at Us Versus Them. I still want to see Mayweather – Pacquiao and so I need Floyd to make it through strong. So I got him a motivational speaker. Naymond’s mom De’Londa from the Wire.

Floyd, Man Up and stop crying about baby booking.

-Brock