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With Respects to Mike Tyson, THIS is now the Greatest Video I’ve Ever Seen

Last week, I wrote an entire post about the greatest YouTube video I had ever seen. The reign of Mike Tyson will only last one week because some Korean rapper named PSY has already outdone it.

WARNING: There is absolutely not a single word in this song you will understand unless you are one of my Korean fans. You two know who you are. SURPRISE BONUS: Music truly knows no language. You will know exactly what is going on here. Enjoy. Don’t play yourself and turn it off early either, he rocks from start to end.

Let’s break it down in UvT vision, shall we?

0:10 Yeah, I thought he was saying “Open Condom style” too.

0:20 I thought the little kid dancing was the greatest thing ever until PSY broke out that perfectly executed Triple H style water spray in the background.

0:35 That dance would be completely ridiculous if he didn’t have so much confidence. No I don’t know why trash is flying around either.

0:39 Why do I get the feeling he didn’t tell those chicks it was going to snow?

0:55 That girl in the converse shoes is kinda thick. My bad.

0:58 If a dude in the sauna ever starts to pop and lock, feel free to get the fuck out of there as soon as possible.

1:09 Explosion! Unnecessary. But also not fake there is legitimately stuff burning in the background back there.

1:11 Wasn’t that dance in the Will Smith Wild Wild West video? (cued up for your viewing pleasure. Sisqo was on that track? Wow)

1:26 That dance has never appeared anywhere ever. Yet it is still the greatest dance I’ve ever seen. I don’t know why were are horses in the shot, but they make it feel classy.

1:37 Gotta appreciate an ass shot of a chick with no ass. Complete with rewind like she’s a member of the Official Twerk Team.

1:42 Awwwww shit, dance battle! Nice kicks.

1:55 How long to you have to be pumping in an elevator before the door opens mere inches above a dudes head to ensure you are pumping when the doors open? Also…socks and sandals…aaaaand that green shirt might be a dress. I’ll assume that’s Korean humor.

2:12 Even NFL Rookies on draft day think that shirt has too many buttons.

2:23 What you gonna do about that Hammer?

2:48 Sorry I actually got up and did that little shuffle dance. By myself. At the crib.

3:20 Bollywood style!

3:44 Awwww, you thought it was over? IT AIN’T OVER!

3:58 That final shuffle kills the game.

I’m worn out after that one. Downloading Gangnam Style for the UvT windows up playlist immediately.

-Brock

UvT Presents: That’s Hilarious

Brock Hardon 12 Comments

No one does Random WTF like the homey H8torade. I don’t know where he finds half of that stuff. I do have to say, I do come across a lot of material that I just can’t place anywhere else. I try to save it for a rainy day, but sometimes it never really comes together. Like this.

I have a firm belief that you shouldn’t ever be able to see a man’s calves when he’s wearing pants. Like he borrowed a pair of liquid leggings from Christina Milian. It’s just not right.

Tiger Woods was in a foursome with his old caddy last weekend and it really went well. I mean Tiger really looks like he moved past everything.

Tiger has that grip locked in tight as hell. It is like Tiger forgot he FIRED this dude. Not the other way around.

I’ve been rocking the new Drake album and Drake came up with this deep and reflective album cover. I actually like this one better.

Those slippers are hilarious.

This is my favorite. It’s a little sequence. First a little prom style shot of my man and his girl in the club.

I don’t believe either of them require a prescription. Luckily they never get too far from each other as the night rolls on.

Yeah, she ain’t going no where. Don’t let his disinterested gaze fool you, he’s having a great time. His ponytail and Color Me Badd beard are both complete violations, but based on the fact he never smiles, I’m going to guess he already knows that.

They just decided to post up on this nasty ass wall in this disgusting corner of the club. You might be wondering why my man wore his cross trainers to the club. I’m gonna guess it is for the grip.

I’m gonna guess this move is called the limbo. That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen in the club. Funny thing? I’m pretty sure I did this one time New Year’s Eve of my Junior year in college. I was getting it in, the lights came up in the club, but there was still some music playing somewhere and I was winning so I just kept on grinding it out in my own little private corner of the club which happened to be right in the front to club as everyone was walking out. I got some funny looks, but as I said I was winning.

Finally, I don’t think this is our boy Jezus from the comments, but I can tell you that there was an appreciation of the miracles that happen everyday here on Earth.

Hilarious.

Happy Thanksgiving. I suppose there is a small chance I might post something after eating myself into a food coma and watching football for 9 hours, but I’m thinking I wouldn’t count on it. Lake might drop some more heat on you though. Also, some more big UvT Announcements on the way. We’re about to blow this shit up.

-Brock

Mike Tyson is Making a Comeback

Brock Hardon 3 Comments

Mike Tyson is still a UvT Favorite as always. Old schoolers will remember the original Us Versus Them Banner.

Raise your hand if you recognize that joint, you are truly a UvT Original.

I just like Mike Tyson because he is starting to realize that he is as hilarious as I always knew he was. Peep this.

That is great. That slap out of the hand is classic. That was one of the most unfortunate running jokes in my crew. If you looked like you were really enjoying something someone else didn’t have, you ran a high risk of it getting slapped out of your hand. Last slice of pizza? WHAP. Now no one is eating pizza. Hilarious to everyone but you.

-Brock

Hilarious: Ralph Macchio in “Wax On, F*ck Off”

Brock Hardon

Too bad my boy Lake isn’t here to enjoy this.Â He will still hit you with a “sweep the leg, you got a problem with that” if hes had a few drinks and wants to make sure you’ve got his back in the club.Â Ralph Macchio is great in this though.

Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio from Ralph Macchio

Hilarious.

-Brock

Don’t Bet If You Can’t Win…

Brock Hardon

The boys here at UvT HQ love a good bet.Â We talk a lot of shit and there is no better way to square someone up than to put some money or some ridiculousness on the line.Â The bet du jour lately has been the ridiculous steak dinner.Â I’m talking apps, dranks, sides, dessert, all that.Â There is nothing more satisfying than making someone watch you eat through their loot.

But there are some bets that have to sound better three beers in when you don’t think you are going to lose.Â I have to think this is one of those bets.

I’m thinking “I’ll stand on the ENTRANCE to the damn highway in a red dress, with a blonde wig, go go boots and a pom pom in my hand!” sounds a lot better in theory than that dude thinks it sounds now.Â He looks like the saddestÂ guy on earth.

-Brock

Random UvT Picture Post

Brock Hardon

They’ve stacked up again so it is time for another UvT picture post.Â These might be the best yet.Â This is pretty much the worst case scenario.

I’m pretty sure this isn’t approved by the FAA and if anything goes down, everyone behind that row is dying.

Then these two decided to one up the people who christened Dallas Stadium.

That’s right, outside, buck naked at the top of a tower getting loose.Â That is bold right there and the camera phones were there to catch it.Â Then the stuck landing.

Now Colin Powell clearly got caught between moves either pulling down that jacket or pulling up those pants, but at first glance it looks like he’s yelling “HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!”

That might be the best picture ever.

-Brock

Why Everyone Can’t Do Martial Arts

Brock Hardon

I don’t know exactly how you get people to do stupid things on video.Â People who upload turrible videos of themselves when they could have easily just erased the most embarassing moment of their lives instead of uploading it to the internets for everyone to see.Â Like this.

Or this:

But I assume these people were told they were actually going to be in a movie.Â What I don’t know is how they found people who were all equally bad at martial arts.Â As an added bonus, Nunchuck Ninja is in here too.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yjoGkCoIys

Man, the videos out there are killer right now.

-Brock