Hut 1, Hut 2, Hiiiiiooowww you doin’?

Where was this when I was in high school?  There is a high school up in Canada where the cheerleaders has a tradition of streaking one football game a season rocking nothing but masks, hats and draws.

I mean both teams and the refs look shook on that one.  The players have to love it.  But let me tell you, there is nothing worse than a gaggle of jailbait running around half a buck naked when you are above the age of consent.  You can’t look…at least not too hard.  Don’t want to get caught checking out the young tenders.  You can’t not look.  For the same reason.  There are young tenders running about.

Seriously though.  Why does this type of stuff always happen “somewhere else”.  When I was in high school, I always thought it was going to happen in college.  In college, it is always happening at some other college.  Now that I’m out…got dammit it IS happening at my college. What the hell is going on?

Oiled up hoes in bikinis and shit.  What the hell is that?

I guess these ladies in the video had to sit out the next home game, but they really don’t give a damn.  They are the heroes of the school for the week.  They are celebrities.  There is a video on youtube, they got interviewed by the local news.  And I’m sure there are some embarrassing photos on facebook that will embarrass them all in 15 years.  They even got covered here at UvT.

Bravo ladies.  The interns will be contacting you to see if you want to reprise your performance here in Us Versus Them HQ.  I promise not to watch…too hard.