You gotta feel sorry for Hugh Hefner.Â He has been dating three women who are literally 1/3 his age for a few years now and his breakup is playing out in the public eye.Â It must be really important because on a day when the Dow dropped below 9000 and with less than thirty days before we elect a new President in a campaign that is getting nastier by the day, ol Double H made front page news on CNN.Â (Shout to DH from the UvT Facebook page for the link bright and early.Â Wait…you haven’t hit it yet?Â Just go now.)
Just like the stock market, Hugh just went from an all time high of this:
to tumbling in the market and ending up with this:
Here’s what I don’t understand.Â He’s got three girlfriends.Â One girl, Holly, broke out on him after he told her he wasn’t getting married or having kids with her…which I’m guessing also means that she also wasn’t getting any of those loot cakes or half of the mansion when Hef taps out either.
So my question is, what happened to the other two chicks?Â Where are Kendra and Bridget?Â I guess one rolls out and the rest follow.Â So are there lonely nights in the mansion in Hef’s future?
Hail naw.Â Hef stacks young blondes like weight up in the Playboy mansion.Â Instead of messing with chicks 1/3 his age, he reloads the stable…within the day mind you…with twins that are only 1/4 his age.Â Introducing Kristina and Karissa Shannon – ahem – 19 year old twins.
Well they got the hot and blonde part right.Â I’m sure Hef will be sending them to the old Playboy J factory any day now to throw some D’s on these chicks and make it official.Â Intern, you know good and damn well I need that angle 2, why do I even have to ask?
There ain’t never been a problem in the world with an ass to ass shot.Â Let’s see, if these chicks are down with Hef, they hang out at the mansion, so you know the pics get better than this right?Â Why yes they do.
Ha.Â The great thing about twins is that you can evaluate J and tail at the same time.Â Ol girl on the right has a bad case of retouchers booty over there.Â Went on ahead and dropped a shadow in that ass crack.Â I don’t know Hef, the girls next door look like Mustangs sittin’ on dubs up there and he’s starting over with bikes on training wheels.Â You gotta believe in the power of Hef though, he never lets you down.Â If you want to see a little more of the new girls, you can hit those NSFW joints HERE.
Damn right I’m with Hef.Â The man is 82 and his pimp game still can’t be stopped.