March Madnass Sweet Sixteen: Assnosis and See It From The Front Divisions

As March Madnass enters the Sweet Sixteen it is time for another video round. The choices are getting tough so depending on a single still shot isn’t enough to find the baddest chick in all the land.

This is also about the time everyone starts to get into the debate about what it really means to be the Queen of March Madnass. I mean “Ass” is right there in the name, does that mean a UvT Quality tail piece is essential equipment? I will say Us Versus Them is a booty friendly audience. I am the forefather of assology, after all. I’m not going to tell you how to vote, I’m just going to give you enough visual evidence to make it a really hard choice.

I’m going to let voting this round roll until Friday. Vote early, vote often and tell your friends.

Assnosis Division:

Claudia Sampedro vs. Sofia Vergara

Claudia:

Here is a link to the video, can’t get the embed to work for some reason. I’ll drop a still to let you know you REALLY need to hit it though.

Video Link: HERE 

Sofia:

She doesn’t exactly have a sexy video shoot, but we will piece something together for her. The video is a little old school but gives you what you need by the end. I’ll add a sexy still for a more recent shot.

I prefer the dark hair myself.

 

Vida Guerra vs. Miss Rabbit

Vida:

 

Miss Rabbit:

 

 

See It From the Front Division:

Laura Dore vs. Ayisha Diaz

Laura:

Video Link: HERE

 

 

Ayisha:

http://youtu.be/1uP-Q1l8gp8

 

Esther Baxter vs. Diora Baird

Esther Baxter might be the sexiest woman with an old lady name. Does that count in your voting?

Esther:

Her video link is HERE:

 

Diora:

 

March Madnass Round of 32: See It From the Front Division

This division got more votes than any other. Laura Dore is a finalist from last year, Kim Kardashian is always a force to be reckoned with and Vanessa Veasley and Ayisha Diaz are just bad in general. Once again, I’m pulling as many of these pics off twitter as possible, but these ladies are all rocking the “official” pics. Not too many behind the scenes pics.

Voting starts now!

 

Laura Dore vs. Joanna Pena

Esther Baxter vs. Marisa Elise

Kim Kardashian vs. Diora Baird

 

Vanessa Veasley vs. Ayisha Diaz

 

March Madnass 2012: See It From The Front Division

Sorry for the delay, but your (almost) daily dose of the baddest chicks in the world is here. I’ll probably get the last one up later tonight.

The See it From the Front Division kicks off now. There are probably a lot more regular chicks in this bracket than the others. This might also be the leaked pic and sex tape division. I don’t have the leaked Olivia Munn pictures, but Friend of the Program Turd Ferguson has them on his site HERE. Feel free to use those pictures to supplement the material I’ve provided for voting purposes. Or any other purposes you may find fit…you sick bastards. (Says the guy who set up a tournament style competition to find the baddest chick in the world).

Enjoy,

- Brock

 

1. Laura Dore [video]

16. Jackie Guerrido [video]

 

2. Esther Baxter [video]

15. Nicole Scherzinger [video]

 

3. Kim Kardashian [video] (how much do you think  I wanted to link to the OTHER video?)

14. Rosee Divine [video]

 

4. Vanessa Veasley [video]

13. Nilanti Narain [video]

 

5. Ayisha Diaz [video]

12. Minka Kelly [video]

 

6. Brooklyn Decker [video]

11. Diora Baird [video]

 

7. Olivia Munn [video]

10. Marisa Elise [video]

 

8. Adriana Lima [video]

9. Joanna Pena [video] [NSFW]