Deion Sanders couldn’t have predicted it better in 1994, “Must Be the Money”.
Because his ex-wife Pilar has finally lost it. To be fair the situation is completely nuts. So Deion and Pilar decided to get divorced, but part of the divorce means that they both must “occupy” the house, otherwise the other person gets the big ass mansion in the settlement.
That’s right, Deion Sanders is in a rich, luxurious version of Survivor. Outwit, outlast, outplay and you get a 20,000 square foot mansion. That’s actually better than a million dollars. But things aren’t so sweet in the Prime Time home because Pilar apparently started swinging on Deion yesterday and ended up in jail.
But she took the sexiest damn mugshot ever.
Hell yeah. 5’9″, 130 and sexy at 38. Only $264 to save her from the clutches of The Man? Sign me up. Now is the part of the post when we all realize this is just an excuse for me to post pics of Pilar Sanders. Like this.
If she showed up like this trying to fight me, I might let her win. Or this.
Yeah, she’s got it all. So why was Deion so intimidated? Pilar brought backup.
That’s her cousin Dee. I guess she came in swinging too. Yeah, you might have to call the police on that one. Hilarious that Pilar literally brought Baby Dee with her like Next Friday. In fact, I’ve got footage of how Deion felt right after the attack. I think this pretty much sums up the situation.
You don’t know Baby Dee!