Brett Favre Says He Isn’t Playing Football Anymore…Again

Brett Favre is texting people that he isn’t playing football anymore.  No interview, no press conference, hasn’t officially told the team, and absolutely no one believes him.

That’s right, Brett Favre is still a dick.  He held up the Vikings all summer throwing passes to high school kids.  The Vikings passed on QB’s in the draft, missed them in Free Agency and now the Vikings are looking at Sage Rosenfels and Tavaris Jackson trying to lead them to the promised land.  Which pretty much means the Vikings are gonna suck.  At least they still have an awful theme song from Prince.

Oh, and there is also a 70% chance Brett will be back by game 4 to save the season.

-Brock

“Been-A-Dick Arnold” Comes to Green Bay

By this time, we all know Brett Favre is a completely self-absorbed dick.

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But he put on that total arsehole hat when he walked into Lambeau and did the cheese heads all kinds of wrong.

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You know in some way, I feel bad for Brett.  Sure he’s an ass.  But it’s not his fault that the media members have been all over his dack for years without really telling the entire story.

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Really, dude is just a country boy from Mississippi that wants what he wants.  Homey wants to ball, holler at hoes (confirmed)

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and hoist championship trophies.

Oh well.  It was ill how he orchestrated it, but dude really is in a perfect situation.  I mean, he’s got All Day Petterson, Percy Harvin and that hot D on his side, but let’s be clear:  dude does make plays.

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And he reaaaaally put it on the Packers this day.  Hey, what can you say?   To each their own.  I mean, I can’t see being so hoggish that you go play for one of your rivals, but clearly Brett is wired that way.  One thing is for sure, Brett has gotten the first, second and likely, last laugh on these fools, even if they gave him the platform for his entire career.  Yep, a solid dick….You gotta respek it.

- Lake