When LeBron James went to Miami we knew Cleveland wasn’t going to be happy.Â When “The Decision” became a parody of itself, a lot of people were turned off.Â When LeBron got the GQ cover people thought it was going to be a good rehab article for LeBron, but he got killed instead.Â Local radio in Miami is making fun of LeBron for hitting T.G.I.Fridays for dinner all the time when there are “real” restaurants in Miami.Â When he upgrades his food game, I hope he doesn’t upgrade his…uhhhhh…game, game too.Â But your boy Brock was in Miami last week and lets just say there are plenty of 5 star USDA Prime steaks down there.Â I don’t know if the Jack Daniels Ribs are gonna get it anymore.
But it gets worse.Â There is a new site called Mrs. LeBron Wade that is REALLY going in on LeBron.Â They’ve just gone on ahead and called him Dwyane Wade’s bitch.Â Now that sounds terrible, but the photoshop work is classic.Â Peep this:
HAAAAAAAAAAA.Â Really has LeBron laid up in the bed with that cat.Â Somehow his haircut looks better in this photoshop than it did on The Decision.Â There is more.Â They’ve got LeBron shopping with his girl Rihanna.
That hat his killing me.Â But LeBron looks like the dude from Real housewives of Atlanta on this one.Â Then there is the high school style pic.
LeBron is gonna have to win games in a big way to make this go away.Â They might need to be the most dominant team in the NBA and in NBA history for this to really work out.
So check out the website to peep the Mrs. Lebron Wade in all its glory.Â Don’t miss the Jalapeno poppers recipe.Â Man, they are really going all out.Â Check the site here.
Shout to my boy MRod for hitting me with the tweet on this one.Â Hell, go check him out too.