I’ll keep this brief. Dwyane…this is unacceptable.
Jason Collins Comes Out of the Closet…And He’s Bringing His Brother With Him!
So Jason Collins is being hailed as the first gay athlete in major sports after he publicly came out in Sports Illustrated magazine. I don’t think I’ve actually heard anyone call him the “gay Jackie Robinson” yet. [Read more...]
Did I Miss National “Get a DUI” Day?
Because a gang of people picked them up this weekend. I thought 4/20 was national weed day, but a lot more people just stayed up on that drank. Reese Witherspoon and Al Michaels were among those who got popped for DUI last weekend. [Read more...]
WTF??? Who The HELL Is In Control At CNNMoney?
I don’t know who is responsible for this and I don’t know if I love them or I hate them. But CNN money did a feature on the new $100 bill and apparently they just went on the internet and typed in “song about money” without listening to it. Because I’m pretty sure “we bout to get it pimpin” has never been uttered on CNNMoney before this moment. Check it out. [Read more...]
Best of the Net, Worst of the Net
Every once in a while I find some stuff on the internet that makes it all worth it. When I saw my first “Harlem Shake” video, I had absolutely no desire to make one. That doesn’t mean I had to desire to stand there air humping when the beat dropped…I just didn’t want to put it on tape.
But I really want to do this one.
Check out the Japanese Energy Punch or Dragonball Z meme.
That’s incredible. It’s so incredible that this thing that would normally the greatest new thing on the internet is just second best for now.
That would be the Vader Choke.
If I can’t find 10 people to jump away from me like I just turned into a Super Saiyan, I’d settle for someone pretending to choke under my mental gaze.
But for every great thing on the internet, there must be something terrible. I think Steve Jobs said that.
I’m pretty sure the person who laminates the tags that say “NEW” at Walmart, might have gone overboard on this one.
Sure, people want to know why someone put this many “new” tags on these shelves. I mean, no one has been waiting for that hot new candle technology. They’ve pretty much worked the same since man invented fire. I mean sure, sone of these probably smells like lavender and fresh linen, but that doesn’t make it new. But I don’t want to know why these candles are all new, I want to know WHY THE HELL THERE ARE SO MANY CANDLES?!?!? Anything that dark and that stankin can’t be saved by candles.
Bonus:
This is pretty much what should happen every time someone decides to videotape something using an iPad.
Actually, it would have been better if the iPad was completely destroyed as an example to the rest of the idiots who think holding a giant screen in the air is an acceptable way to record anything. It’s not.
-Brock
Vladimir Putin Is Always Ready
Vladimir Putin is the President of Russia and every time we see him he’s doing something awesome. This is no exception. [Read more...]
The Internet Stays Random
In my travels through the internet I find things and download because I’m going to say something about them later. But sometimes it never comes together. But that doesn’t mean they should go to waste, I need to share them with the world. But the problem is some things can’t be explained. Like this: [Read more...]
Us Versus Them TV: What the Hell is Going On in the Bathroom?
It’s time for the launch of the first FULL episode of Us Versus Them on the Atomic Elbow YouTube Channel. Go get it. [Read more...]