This might actually be my favorite award of the year. Most of the time, the stuff that shows up in the comments are better than anything I write on the main part of the site. The site isn’t the same without the comments section, and everyone who comes in there everyday or even just occasionally are the original Team Us.
The category had to expand a bit this year though. I’ve got to give a shout out to the crew who hits me on Twitter. Fellow bloggers Turd Furguson (recently retired) and H8torade (formerly retired but now as strong as ever), the rest of the crew, TheMeaser, teemcee (the artist formerly known as KIRinNV among others), Catf1sh (the most interesting man on Twitter), the Code2Ave Crew, especially IamJonnyD, UvT Fantasy Champ KCTheTruth, UvT International correspondent HiriamIndia, Derek_Roth, the always sexy Peachyallday, RaytheDestroyer, and a bunch of other people who hit us up on the @uvtblog Twitter feed. We’ve got jokes over there too so I appreciate all the follows and the retweets.
As far as the comments go we’ve still got the 2009 Champ Ian Summers holding it down. If the award was given by batting average alone, Ian would probably be the walk away winner in any year. He doesn’t jump in every time, but when he does he usually hits you with the most hilarious thing you realize you should have thought of but didn’t.
Then you have the 2010 Champ ItzDatDude. If the award was given based on the ability to find thick Asian women (why don’t we have an award for that again? I need to reach out to the competition committee to get that on the list next year), and post links that everyone should know are NSFW but somehow forget until we click on them, Itz would be the hands down favorite.
BeOnIt and SweetSexy hold it down for the ladies. If the award was given for the number of “these mothafuckashere” faces that these ladies make at their screens before they type up their responses, I’m sure the ladies of UvT could share the award. And we know sweetsexy is one of dem girls who (might) like them girls, so we just need to talk Be into it and convince them to video tape it and we can get 2012 kicked off right.
Ol Bertie Brown aka the Ol Bertie Bastard aka Mr. What did he say? aka The Dictionary Killer aka Mumbles aka the King of if messing up grammar is wrong I don’t wanna be right would probably get the award if I understood anything he said. Shout to all my nicca/ippa/inesesaas though. I think. If I understand that properly.
Did I leave anyone out? Oh yeah. The winner. The man everyone apparently loves to hate, hailing from Bethlehem (although, I think it might be the one in Pennsylvania as opposed to the Middle East, but sometimes you gotta relocate)…
I know it isn’t a popular choice, but that’s the beauty of it. Mr. Jezus kept it tight for two full years. Water to Wine, healing the infirm, turning the other cheek, when there was one set of footprints it was when he carried you, all that. Then in 2011 he pulled a heel turn the likes of which have not been seen since Hulk Hogan went Hollywood.
Seriously, when has anyone ever been mad at Jezus? (aside from every religious war that’s ever been fought, I mean)
Anyway, Mr. Jezus battled Itz almost every day. He pointed out the fact that tights should have weight limits, He accused people of stealing his gear, (U KNOW DAMN WELL ONLY NILLA WIT SOLID GOLD FLEECE/SAPPHIRE STUDDED DRAWS WAS JEZUS!), in a discussion about boxed wine, he would only refer to it as “the blood of me”. He battled my homey Mike Lawry and had Mike so pissed he was hitting me up on direct text messages he was so hot. Haaaaaa.
So yes, the award goes to the Antagonizer in Chief. Mr. Jezus. After his narrow loss in the UvT Fantasy Football league last week, I can’t let the savior come in second place three times in a row. He’s earned it this year.