The NFL lockout is already having a detrimental effect on UvT. I’m not saying that something exciting would have happened if we were heading toward a full and legit NFL season, I’m just saying that nothing interesting happened, so I’m gonna go ahead and blame it on the NFL. I’m sure something interesting happened in baseball, but I’m not sure exactly what it is. All I know is that we are coming up on the time when it is going to start messing up my Fantasy Football prep for this fall. I’m not going to be betting on the players I think will be able to play well this season, I’m going to be trying to figure out who didn’t turn into a fatass without training camp this season. I know who I’ve got my eyes on.
This dude looked out of shape LAST season. Now he hasn’t really played ball since the 2009 season. He’s got to be Fat Miami Heat Shaq out of shape right now. Remember him?
I guess I’ll be fine watching College football, but I doubt it. It just isn’t the same. Yes, I know what you are thinking and you are completely right. I’m complaining about real football not starting strictly so I can pretend to play fake football. I know that is ridiculous, somewhere deep down in my heart. But you have to understand, I’m GOOD at fake football. It’s how I keep the UvT liquor fridge full.
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Free’s ass has a large budget too. Do you see this? Look, Free was official UvT quality back in the day, but she is clearly trying to make a comeback. There is so much wrong with this picture it is amazing. Kevin Hart looks like he is about 5 feet 135 back there. The brother on the left has been shopping in Chris Bosh’s closet. The brother on the left is not getting any traction with that young lady in the chair, and the BET Awards still remind me of this classic In Living Color skit.
The black people awar-reds.
What was I talking about and how is this relevant to Man Up Monday? Free is doing her best to get my Man Up right now. Does that work?
Best/worst moment of the night belonged to Tiffany Greene. She was a fan invited up on stage to present a fan favorite award. Her tablet said the winner was Chris Brown, the teleprompter said it was Rihanna, and the person who showed up was Drake. Sound messed up? It was, she couldn’t do anything but this.
So when you see the “Tiffany Greene Face” popping on twitter for the rest of the week, you heard it here first. Her face pretty much sums up how the situation was handled.
Man Up to the NFL, Man Up to the BET Awards giving ol girl instant fame for all the wrong reasons.