I’ve posted a lot of pictures of Kim Kardashian on this site. In fact, I just posted some thing week. I thought I had seen everything. But I came across a few pictures that just have me confused. They start off fine, then…then something just goes wrong. Maybe you should just take a look yourself.
First we have Kim in a Princess Leia slave costume. Iconic. Usually sexy as hell. Here it doesn’t disappoint.
Fine, it kinda disappoints. I feel like the real Princess Leia joint comes with the full open sides complete with hip bones and sidebooty cleavage. Yes, the word sidebooty did not pass through spell check and I kept it. If sidebooty isn’t a real word, it should be. I need a reference photo. Now I’ve had epic battles with Slave Leia dress up chicks. I put an entire squad of Slave Leia chicks in UvT Vision a few years ago, so I am pretty familiar with the source material. I’m pretty sure there is supposed to be a lot more skin. Maybe Olivia Munn can show us what it is supposed to look like.
There you go. So that begs the question. Why did Kim K get the “slave Leia’s Mom” version of the outfit? Are they trying to protect her? Was he hesitant to unleash the tail piece on Kanye West? Or were they trying to protect the viewing public? Did they know that by letting Kim break out the full on hip and sidebooty they might be unleashing a destructive force on the world that would never be stopped? I guess we will never know.
Honestly though, that isn’t why I grabbed these pictures. That isn’t the bizarre part. I guess she was supposed to be filming a sketch show with Kanye West. Hence his name on the door above. So when ‘Ye shows up in a Stormtrooper outfit. It still makes sense.
It is weird, but it makes sense. There is a star wars theme. Kanye looks like he’s never held a gun before in his life, but fine. I’ll go with it. But here is where it gets really weird.
Where did the permed out lion in the maroon track suit come from and what the hell does that have to do with Star Wars? Is that supposed to be Lando? Was Billy Dee Williams not available?
I mean look at that cape work! I know Billy would have made it. You know his motto. He works every time. Kanye was so confused by the Lion Pimp, he went back to put his regular gear on.
Unfortunately, it just made the scene look like some sort of bizarre Star Wars celebrity puppet gang bang.
If it was a celebrity puppet gang bang, I’m pretty sure my man at the bottom of the pic didn’t know what he was getting into. Kim Kardashian on the other hand has bizarre sex acts captured on tape before.
What? It is bizarre when the girl looks like she’d rather be shopping.
If anyone knows why Kim K dressed as Princess Leia, Kanye west and a lion pimp would make people laugh… please let me know. Because I don’t get it.