This was a great post. We had Serena Williams in a video dancing for the camera in the first one, and getting her vigorous shake on in a tennis skirt in the second. It sparked off a debate about how rich you have to be to stop shakin your ass to impress people. The unique nature of a sports star really trying to shake it and get loose. As well as just the pure unadulterated joy of watching one of the most famous tails of our time in full strip club mode (there was a debate as to the skill of the shake but for me enthusiasm is 70% of the work in a good booty shake.
UNFORTUNATELY Serena’s lawyers were on the case and asked me to take it down (even though it was already taken off of youtube so my links didn’t work…maybe they don’t understand how the internet works). As my man H8torade said, that woman better be trying to shut down the whole internet because her client’s ass is in the wild. Better yet, she should ask her client to stop recording her clapping her booty cheeks in hotel rooms and letting the footage out. That is probably the easiest way to stop the problem. Cut it off at the source.
If you need some fine examples of bootyshaking (and when would you ever answer “no” to that statement?) check out the comment by Itzdatdude below. He keeps us sourced with such things.
Now Serena Williams has been prominently featured on Us Versus Them before. She is UvT Quality. She did that ridiculous thing with the dress at the Espys. She is the original muscle butt. The ass so big it looked like it was chasing her. Now we have caught Serena shaking her considerable assets in the past. Remember that Luda Concert?
Don’t spend too much time with that video, because the future is HERE. Right now. So a few weeks ago, Serena appeared in this incredible video.
Check this out. Probably a 3 on the UvT NSFW scale. She’s getting it in.
UPDATE: VIDEO REMOVED.
Serena’s lawyers are trying to fly through the internets to remove all evidence of the video. I just linked a youtube. But I’ll do my part.
I have a feeling that the frames when she drops out of the shot from 27 seconds to 33 seconds might be the greatest missing footage ever. All I see is the top of the booty flash. Just a girl and a laptop having fun. I know what you’re saying. She coulda done more. Yeah. She did.
UPDATE: See Above.
Lawd, lawd, lawd. I know my boy G the Intern is gonna love this one. I mean she really got the full on stripper booty twerk down cold. Yes, she’s in that corporate tennis skirt. No, I can’t say with certainty that she is wearing draws. Yes, I think I saw some THANGS during the first few moments of that video. I just watched it again. I wish I had the original audio to confirm the apparent clapping that is taking place in this video. Serena just rocketed right near the top of the list. She’s like the Anti-Kardashian. Kim got a lotta ass and doesn’t know what to do with it. Serena got ass and she works it like she is making strides in ass-innovation. Like she is from the future where cyborg asses as outfitted with independent suspension. Where instead of conversations, people communicate by vigorously shaking their asses at one another. She has never lost an argument in that alternate, wonderful future.
Serena. What other wonderful videos do you have on that laptop. Like aRa Kelly said…seems like you’re ready.