Brock & Lake take on the world...
This division is why Twitter is a great invention. uncut, behind the scenes pics are great. This division is full of blurry cam and phone pics. I actually like it. Voting starts now, the real competition starts in this round. These decisions are tougher than my basketball brackets.
Vote early, vote often, go ahead and get in there.
-Brock
Kate Upton vs. Brittany Dailey
Bria Myles vs. Sophie Turner
SueLyn Medeiros vs. Paula Patton
Jessica Burciaga vs. Melyssa Ford
I actually want to give a Round of Applause to this division. There are actually some pretty, normal girls here. Sure, we have a few who have the main profession of appearing in music videos, but they are actually cute, not just 46 inch asses. I’m actually shocked in a good way by Diana Levy, she’s cute all around. Vote away.
-Brock
Mercedes Hawkins vs. Ines Sainz
Jade Wifey vs. Jessica Biel
Chiquinquira Delgado vs. Megalyn Echikunwoke
Issa Bayaua vs. Diana Levy
The next few rounds should roll out a little faster. I should be able to get the first two up today. I also hid the seeding just to see how it effects voting going forward. I’m tracking it myself, but I’d rather let the voting go down clean. Twitter is going to revolutionize this contest. Most of the women in the round of 32 are sending out pics of themselves on Twitter all the time. I also plan on tweeting them to let them know they are in the running. Feel free to hit and support your favorites.
Until then, vote away. I’m thinking about 24 hours on this round. Let the Madnass begin.
-Brock
Claudia Sampredo vs. Meagan Good
Vida Guerra vs. Freida Pinto
(Side note, Vida’s twitpic box is a sight to behold. Behold it HERE.)
Amber Rose vs. Miss Rabbit
Sofia Vergara vs. Rosa Acosta
We have the final bracket ready. While I thought the other bracket needed a sex tape alert, SueLyn Medeiros also tried the “leak a sextape, and see if I get famous” trick too. Didn’t work. Has anyone gotten famous off a sextape since Kim K? I mean you don’t need a really famous guy, she used Ray J after all. Seems like a legitimate path to notoriety in a down economy.
On to the brackets:
There is a full on sextape alert for SueLyn Medeiros. If you are short on time and can only pick a few, Paula Patton video is great. Sophie Turner is the resident whooty and impressive, and I’m interested to know how Kate Upton does here at Us Versus Them. I will say that dougie is irresistible.
1. Kate Upton [video]
16. Kamille Leai [video]
2. Bria Myles [video]
15. Sidney Lauren [video]
3. SueLyn Medeiros [video]
14. Melanie Iglesias [video]
4. Emanuelle Chiriqui [video]
13. Jessica Burciaga [video]
5. Brittany Ireland [video]
12. Melyssa Ford [video]
6. Dania Ramirez [video]
11. Paula Patton [video]
10. Sophie Turner [video]
8. Brittany Dailey [video]
9. Draya Michelle [video]
We are ready to kick off round 2 of March Madnass and the competition is heating up.
The influence of Itz Dat in the comments section has made this the unofficial Video Vixen bracket. I’m going to apologize for that sleeper 5/12 matchup between Diana Levy and Christine L. That’s a killer choice. If anyone finds video links for people I don’t have, shoot em to me and I will update it. Another 48 hours to vote here too.
-Brock
16. Mercedes Hawkins [video]
2. Jade Wifey [video]
15. Maya Michelle Rew [video] [gif]
3. Chiquinquira Delgado [video]
14. Jolina Bonita [video]
4. Issa Bayaua [video]
13. Ajia Nicole [video]
5. Diana Levy [video]
12. Christine L [video]
6. Megalyn Echikunwoke [video]
11. Charm Killings [video]
7. Jessica Biel [video]
10. Alyssa Jerry [video]
8. Inez Sainz [video]
9. Brenda Lynn [video]
VOTING CLOSED
Round one of March Madnass is now underway. You can vote a total of 8 times below, but you can reload it and vote again if you want to.
Vote early, vote often. This is going to be a hot one.
Assnosis Division:
1. Claudia Sampedro [video]
16. Tammy Torres [video]
2. Vida Guerra [video]
3. Carol Seleme [video]
14. Amber Rose [video]
4. Sofia Vergara [video]
13. Nicole Mejia [video]
5. Rosa Acosta [video]
12. Jesikah Maximus [video]
6. Padma Lakshmi [video]
11. Jessica/Miss Rabbit [video]
10. Freida Pinto [video]
8. Meagan Good [video]
9. Christina Milian [video]
VOTING CLOSED
It is time to kick off March Madnass 2012. You will have 48 hours to vote for the first round and I’ll overlap them for the next few days. Here are the four divisions and I should be able to get the first division up later today with links and the polls attached.
I’m sure the seedings will not keep everyone happy, but that’s part of the fun. Vote for your favorite early and often and the seedings won’t matter as much. My part in this game is over now, it’s all in the crazy ass-obsessed hands of Team Us now.
-Brock
Assnosis Division:
| 1 | Claudia Sampredo |
| 2 | Vida Guerra |
| 3 | Carol Seleme |
| 4 | Sofia Vergara |
| 5 | Rosa Acosta |
| 6 | Padma Lakshmi |
| 7 | Tahiry |
| 8 | Meagan Good |
| 9 | Christina Milian |
| 10 | Freida Pinto |
| 11 | Jessica/Miss Rabbit |
| 12 | Jesikah Maximus |
| 13 | Nicole Mejia |
| 14 | Amber Rose |
| 15 | Emily B |
| 16 | Tammy Torres |
| 1 | Laura Dore |
| 2 | Esther Baxter |
| 3 | Kim Kardashian |
| 4 | Vanessa Veasley |
| 5 | Ayisha Diaz |
| 6 | Brooklyn Decker |
| 7 | Olivia Munn |
| 8 | Adriana Lima |
| 9 | Joanna Pena |
| 10 | Marisa Elise |
| 11 | Diora Baird |
| 12 | Minka Kelly |
| 13 | Nilanti Narian |
| 14 | Rosee Divine |
| 15 | Nicole Sherzinger |
| 16 | Jackie Guerrido |
| 1 | Rihanna |
| 2 | Jade Wifey |
| 3 | Chiquinquira Delgado |
| 4 | Issa Bayaua |
| 5 | Diana Levy |
| 6 | Megalyn Echikunwoke |
| 7 | Jessica Biel |
| 8 | Inez Sainz |
| 9 | Brenda Lynn |
| 10 | Alyssa Jerry |
| 11 | Charm Killings |
| 12 | Cristine L |
| 13 | Ajia Nicole |
| 14 | Jolina Bonita |
| 15 | Maya Michelle Rew |
| 16 | Mercedes Hawkins |
| 1 | Kate Upton |
| 2 | Bria Myles |
| 3 | SueLyn Medeiros |
| 4 | Emanuelle Chiriqui |
| 5 | Brittany Ireland |
| 6 | Dania Ramirez |
| 7 | Ophilia |
| 8 | Britney Dailey |
| 9 | Draya Michelle |
| 10 | Sophie Turner |
| 11 | Paula Patton |
| 12 | Melyssa Ford |
| 13 | Jessica Burciaga |
| 14 | Melanie Iglesias |
| 15 | Sidney Lauren |
| 16 | Kamille Leai |
I thought my Marcha Madnass logo was hype, but the homey @YaAverageGuy from Twitter cleaned it up for me a little bit.
We are ready to kick it off this week and I’ve finalized the field of 64.
Here’s the list.
1. Freida Pinto
2. Emily B
3. Padma Lakshmi
4. Monica Bellucci
5. Sofia Vergara
6. Claudia Sampredo
7. Tammy Torres
8.Jessica/ Miss Rabbit
9. Ayisha Diaz
10. Nicole Mejia
11. Amber Rose
12. Rosa Acosta
13. Tahiry
14. Meagan Good
15. Christina Milian
16. Halle Berry
17. Rita G
18. Shakira
19. Victoria Taylor (Vickie 6)
20. Jesikah Maximus
21. Nilanti Narian
22. Vanessa Veasley
23. Laura Dore
24. Marisa Elise
25. Joanna Pena
26. Nicole Sherzinger
27. Olivia Munn
28. Brooklyn Decker
29. Adriana Lima
30. Minka Kelly
31. Andressa Soares
32. Rosee Divine
33. Diora Baird
34. Gina Carano
35. Kim Kardashian
36. Esther Baxter
37. Chiquinquira Delgado
38. Jackie Guerrido
39. Inez Sainz
40. Jessica Biel
41. Sara Lopez
42. Issa Bayaua
43. Charm Killings
44. Alyssa Jerry
45. Ajia Nicole
46. Brenda Lynn
47. Cristine L
48. Jolina Bonita
49. Mercedes Hawkins
50. Maya Michelle Rew
51. Diana Levy
52. Megalyn Echikunwoke
53. Iggy Azalea
54. Britney Dailey
55. Dania Ramirez
56. Jade Wifey
57. Sidney Lauren
58. Melyssa Ford
59. Ophilia
60. Bria Myles
61. Brittany Ireland
62. Kamille Leai
63. Draya Michelle
64. Rihanna
If there is someone who just HAS to get in, hit me today and I’ll make the adjustments (if I agree). Otherwise I’ll set the brackets and we will get rolling tomorrow. For those of you who weren’t here last year, this young lady got cut in the first round last year.
I still don’t understand how it happened. The competition is a beast though.
-Brock
————–UPDATE—————–
Do I knock one of these random chicks out for Jessica Alba? She’s still bad. Still open for other suggestions too.
—————UPDATE 2—————-
We already have a suggestion for Vida Guerra. Can’t hate on that. Especially the new “Fitness Model” version.
—————UPDATE 3—————
First 6 out:
Amber Rose (she hasn’t been mad since Kanye)
Halle Berry (We all know she’s bad, she’s in the UvT quality hall of fame)
Rita G (no new heat in 2012)
Vickie 6 (she said she retired. I can’t promote that)
Gina Carano (she’s just not winning this)
Sara Lopez (I don’t know if I have much material of her other than that one video)
(I NEED TO CUT ONE MORE)
First 7 In:
Sophie Turner (Whooty and she knows it)
Emmanuelle Chriqui (Bad. Should have been in the first cut)
Jessica Burciaga
Melanie Iglesias
Paula Patton (Worked it in MI:4)
Carol Seleme
Vida Guerra (gotta throw the new fitness body in there)
