March Madnass Round of 32: See It From the Front Division

This division got more votes than any other. Laura Dore is a finalist from last year, Kim Kardashian is always a force to be reckoned with and Vanessa Veasley and Ayisha Diaz are just bad in general. Once again, I’m pulling as many of these pics off twitter as possible, but these ladies are all rocking the “official” pics. Not too many behind the scenes pics.

Voting starts now!


Laura Dore vs. Joanna Pena

Esther Baxter vs. Marisa Elise

Kim Kardashian vs. Diora Baird


Vanessa Veasley vs. Ayisha Diaz


March Madnass Round of 32: Hell Yeah F’n Right Division

This division is why Twitter is a great invention. uncut, behind the scenes pics are great. This division is full of blurry cam and phone pics. I actually like it. Voting starts now, the real competition starts in this round. These decisions are tougher than my basketball brackets.

Vote early, vote often, go ahead and get in there.



Kate Upton vs. Brittany Dailey

Bria Myles vs. Sophie Turner

SueLyn Medeiros vs. Paula Patton

Jessica Burciaga vs. Melyssa Ford

March Madnass Round of 32: Round of Applause Division

I actually want to give a Round of Applause to this division. There are actually some pretty, normal girls here. Sure, we have a few who have the main profession of appearing in music videos, but they are actually cute, not just 46 inch asses. I’m actually shocked in a good way by Diana Levy, she’s cute all around. Vote away.



Mercedes Hawkins vs. Ines Sainz

Jade Wifey vs. Jessica Biel

Chiquinquira Delgado vs. Megalyn Echikunwoke

Issa Bayaua vs. Diana Levy

March Madnass Round of 32: Assnosis Division

The next few rounds should roll out a little faster. I should be able to get the first two up today. I also hid the seeding just to see how it effects voting going forward. I’m tracking it myself, but I’d rather let the voting go down clean. Twitter is going to revolutionize this contest. Most of the women in the round of 32 are sending out pics of themselves on Twitter all the time. I also plan on tweeting them to let them know they are in the running. Feel free to hit and support your favorites.

Until then, vote away. I’m thinking about 24 hours on this round. Let the Madnass begin.



Claudia Sampredo vs. Meagan Good


Vida Guerra vs. Freida Pinto

(Side note, Vida’s twitpic box is a sight to behold. Behold it HERE.)


Amber Rose vs. Miss Rabbit


Sofia Vergara vs. Rosa Acosta


March Madnass 2012: Hell Yeah F’n Right Division

We have the final bracket ready. While I thought the other bracket needed a sex tape alert, SueLyn Medeiros also tried the “leak a sextape, and see if I get famous” trick too. Didn’t work. Has anyone gotten famous off a sextape since Kim K? I mean you don’t need a really famous guy, she used Ray J after all. Seems like a legitimate path to notoriety in a down economy.

On to the brackets:


There is a full on sextape alert for SueLyn Medeiros. If you are short on time and can only pick a few, Paula Patton video is great. Sophie Turner is the resident whooty and impressive, and I’m interested to know how Kate Upton does here at Us Versus Them. I will say that dougie is irresistible.


1. Kate Upton [video]

16. Kamille Leai [video]


2. Bria Myles [video]

15. Sidney Lauren [video]


3. SueLyn Medeiros [video]

14. Melanie Iglesias [video]


4. Emanuelle Chiriqui [video]

13. Jessica Burciaga [video]


5. Brittany Ireland [video]

12. Melyssa Ford [video]


6. Dania Ramirez [video]

11. Paula Patton [video]


7. Ophilia [video]

10. Sophie Turner [video]


8. Brittany Dailey [video]

9. Draya Michelle 


March Madnass 2012: Round of Applause Division

We are ready to kick off round 2 of March Madnass and the competition is heating up.

The influence of Itz Dat in the comments section has made this the unofficial Video Vixen bracket. I’m going to apologize for that sleeper 5/12 matchup between Diana Levy and Christine L. That’s a killer choice. If anyone finds video links for people I don’t have, shoot em to me and I will update it. Another 48 hours to vote here too.



1. Rihanna [video]

16. Mercedes Hawkins 


2. Jade Wifey 

15. Maya Michelle Rew [video] [gif]


3. Chiquinquira Delgado [video]

14. Jolina Bonita [video]


4. Issa Bayaua [video]

13. Ajia Nicole [video]


5. Diana Levy [video]

12. Christine L 


6. Megalyn Echikunwoke 

11. Charm Killings [video]


7. Jessica Biel [video]

10. Alyssa Jerry 


8. Inez Sainz [video]

9. Brenda Lynn [video]

March Madnass 2012: Assnosis Division


Round one of March Madnass is now underway. You can vote a total of 8 times below, but you can reload it and vote again if you want to.

Vote early, vote often. This is going to be a hot one.

Assnosis Division:

1. Claudia Sampedro [video]

16. Tammy Torres [video]


2. Vida Guerra [video]

15. Emily B [video]


3. Carol Seleme [video]

14. Amber Rose [video]


4. Sofia Vergara [video]

13. Nicole Mejia [video]


5. Rosa Acosta [video]

12. Jesikah Maximus [video]


6. Padma Lakshmi [video]

11. Jessica/Miss Rabbit [video]


7. Tahiry [video]

10. Freida Pinto [video]


8. Meagan Good [video]

9. Christina Milian [video]


March Madnass 2012: The Brackets Are Set!

It is time to kick off March Madnass 2012. You will have 48 hours to vote for the first round and I’ll overlap them for the next few days. Here are the four divisions and I should be able to get the first division up later today with links and the polls attached.

I’m sure the seedings will not keep everyone happy, but that’s part of the fun. Vote for your favorite early and often and the seedings won’t matter as much. My part in this game is over now, it’s all in the crazy ass-obsessed hands of Team Us now.


Assnosis Division:


1 Claudia Sampredo
2 Vida Guerra
3 Carol Seleme
4 Sofia Vergara
5 Rosa Acosta
6 Padma Lakshmi
7 Tahiry
8 Meagan Good
9 Christina Milian
10 Freida Pinto
11 Jessica/Miss Rabbit
12 Jesikah Maximus
13 Nicole Mejia
14 Amber Rose
15 Emily B
16 Tammy Torres
See It From The Front Division:
1 Laura Dore
2 Esther Baxter
3 Kim Kardashian
4 Vanessa Veasley
5 Ayisha Diaz
6 Brooklyn Decker
7 Olivia Munn
8 Adriana Lima
9  Joanna Pena
10 Marisa Elise
11 Diora Baird
12 Minka Kelly
13 Nilanti Narian
14 Rosee Divine
15  Nicole Sherzinger
16  Jackie Guerrido
Round of Applause Division:
1 Rihanna
2 Jade Wifey
3 Chiquinquira Delgado
4 Issa Bayaua
5 Diana Levy
6 Megalyn Echikunwoke
7 Jessica Biel
8 Inez Sainz
9 Brenda Lynn
10 Alyssa Jerry
11 Charm Killings
12 Cristine L
13 Ajia Nicole
14 Jolina Bonita
15 Maya Michelle Rew
16 Mercedes Hawkins

Hell Yeah F’n Right Division
1 Kate Upton
2 Bria Myles
3 SueLyn Medeiros
4 Emanuelle Chiriqui
5 Brittany Ireland
6 Dania Ramirez
7 Ophilia
8 Britney Dailey
9 Draya Michelle
10 Sophie Turner
11 Paula Patton
12 Melyssa Ford
13 Jessica Burciaga
14 Melanie Iglesias
15 Sidney Lauren
16 Kamille Leai