I’ve always wondered how the worst kind of FAIL videos make it on the internet. I don’t usually have a video camera running at the house, but if I did…and let’s just say I was trying to jump a fence and clipped my toe and busted my ass. Hypothetically, let’s just say that happened, maybe one time before. If I had a video of it, it would never make the internet, ever.
So I don’t understand people who bust their ass then leak their own video. This is the classic one. How did this ever get out? I mean this woman was CLEARLY alone, it is dark and lonely out there when you catch an L like this all by yourself.
Did she run the tape back and think her singing was so good up front, she thought it would cancel out that backbreaker she put on herself? She couldn’t have rocked that song from the floor. She’s lucky that was just a coffee table. A kitchen table might have killed her ass.
This next one is even crazier because it was almost a group snuff film. Check out what happens when you trust the asshole that likes to crank it up to 10 when he’s on his boat.
They did not see that coming AT ALL. They should make you watch this video when you get a boating license to remind you to wear a life vest. Because if this boat flipped over, I’m pretty sure at least 3 of these people would have drowned. Starting with the bald driver. Break it down in UvT vision? I don’t mind if I do.
The driver looks like a dude you shouldn’t trust. Did you see how he’s cranking that throttle? That chick on the right in the yellow knows he’s going too fast…purple bikini? She just thinks she’s here for a good time.
The first bounce was okay, but that second one hit her with that roller coaster floating sensation and she lost her glasses. That’s when she knew shit was about to get real.
How quickly things change. All hell breaks loose at the 4 second mark and yellow bikini catches a face jammy.
What I really don’t understand is how the driver swings left like he just caught a Mayweather haymaker. It’s like the liquor all caught up with him at once. I thought he hit his head, but no he just caught a clean, invisible K.O. punch. Once he’s down I thought the whole boat was going to die. HOAX ALERT: How did the camera stay so stable here?
I like how they got just wet enough to make them look really crazy at the end. The chick asks “what happened?” I’ll tell you what happened the skipper was an asshole. That’s why he’s the last one to get up.
People are checking for teeth. The dude in the back just lays out like he is deciding whether or not to die. Somehow, one dude managed to hold on to his sunglasses. So which one of these assholes was able to look at a video of himself almost dying and thought to himself “Let’s go ahead and upload this to YouTube”.
It’s a stupid decision, but tonight, I’m glad they did.