Us Versus Them Update

Team Us:

I don’t know if anyone still comes to check out the site, but since the next step has happened, it felt weird not to post something here.

 

So I’m working on A TV show, it comes out in a few weeks.  The show is Bad Judge on NBC and it’s really funny.  You should check it out.  I’m trying to drop a little UvT style comedy in there for my people.  Thanks again to everyone who read this site, you are part of the reason I got there and got to make all of this come true.

Also, and because I don’t have anywhere to put this stuff up anymore.

 

Isn’t Tinder just an electronic version of the Binary scale?  I should be getting paid for that somehow.

The wild nude photo hacking leak?  Whoa.  As you well know, I wouldn’t look at the pictures for myself…but uhhh, for the purposes of research and you here at UvT, I’m sure I would have found a way to do the proper research and analysis.  You know, for science.

I miss March Madnass as much as you do.  The Instagram Era would have made a huge difference.

I hate the internet right now.  What the hell are the rest of you reading because I hate every website I go to.

-Brock…errrrrr… Robb

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Barack Obama and Barbara Bush Locked in Fierce Competition

I just don’t know what kind of competition it is.

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But if I had to guess, I’m thinking it is a “who has the best orgasm face” competition. Barack is locked in head veins and all, and Barbara is just shocked it’s happening.

Any other guesses?

-Brock