Being a Prince has to be a pretty good gig. I’m not sure what Prince Harry’s actual job is. He’s still a good five seats from being King or whatever if he is even actually still in line. Prince Charles has been waiting for that #1 spot his entire life. Queen Elizabeth isn’t giving it up any time soon. Harry already let his brother have the big fancy wedding. William is the crown prince. So basically that means Prince Harry is one of the most famous bachelors in the world, he doesn’t have many responsibilities, and he will always be a member of the royal family so what does he do?
Head to Vegas and get loose.
You know it’s a party when you break out the straw hat. Harry didn’t stop there. He was rolling with wildman Ryan Lochte and the ladies didn’t take long to see through his disguise. Harry didn’t hesitate to take full advantage.
I call this pic, “I’m gonna take her…oh and her over there…she can come up to the room…and do you want to recreate the bath scene from Coming to America?”
Harry didn’t end there, once he got up to the room, things really got interesting. Prince Harry is the Honey Badger of the Royal Family, he doesn’t give a fuck. Actually, I think he might have given a fuck on this one.
Nothing to do in a VIP suite in Vegas after a long day at the pool other than get a few chicks up to the room and get buck naked. It didn’t end there. He really wanted to get it in.
First things first, the fact TMZ felt like the needed to drop in that star disturbs me. Second, I don’t know about the rest of you, but every time in my life I’ve been full monte naked with my junk firmly lodged in the azz crack of a naked young woman, I’m not able to stand that close to her unless she is playing a game of hide Lil Brick. I’m going to give Prince Harry the benefit of the doubt and assume he wasn’t banging some chick out next to a pool table in front of someone who has a camera phone…but that’s sure what it looks like.
I’m down with it. Prince Harry has nothing to lose. I really don’t see the problem other than the complete violation of the Vegas ground rules here. Every VIP suite in Vegas should just have a big box next to the front door where everyone drops their cell phones. If I’m running around naked in a Vegas Hotel room, I don’t want anyone telling the story, much less taking pics that end up on TMZ.
We got these Princes in Vegas and they Goin Gorillas…Huh?