Meet Sophie Turner:
I know what you are thinking. Brock, why are you hitting us with a standard issue blonde? Who the hell is this chick? Well if you don’t know, now you know. Sophie is an Australian Supermodel and I knew there was a reason I always thought the Australians had good taste. They appreciate a real woman, I woman who just doesn’t cover the basics. I know you can tell by the title that this lady is something a little special and this one snuck up on me.
You know I can’t give you everything at once. We’ve got to warm up to it. As an assologist, I need to explain why this is a WTF? Booty. In the classic pre-baby Christina Milian Triple-Tuck, the legs let you know they are going to end in greatness. In the “ass so fat you can see it from the front”…well that explains itself. Sophie here looks like a chick who is athletic, probably sporting a set of fake J’s, and if I had to guess from this picture alone, I’d suspect that she might be rocking a Fail Tail from the way she’s really poking those hips out and using the hand to lock in the waist to ass ratio. But boy was I ever wrong.
I considered ending the post here and letting that ass speak for itself. I will pause to let you stop for a minute so you can really reflect on what is going on here. Take your time.
You done? Take one more look…I’ll wait.
In the name of Mena Suvari, is she SERIOUS? I don’t even know what is going on in there. That ass explodes out of nowhere. There is no hip-assist on that joint either. That is pure tail right there. The fabric of the dress doesn’t even know what to do. It just puckers up in her lower back. In fact her lower back is the only place on that dress where there is any slack at all. And that dress is tight as hell. This is not an anomaly people, I found her in another dress that does the same thing.
Yup, still there on the left side too. Even her shadow has tail. She knows what she’s working with too. Check out her quote. “Mine’s real! It’s pure Aussie goodness!” If that is what Aussies call goodness I need someone to put a strip on the barbie for me, I’m on my way. I’ll ride Oceanic flight 815 if I have to.
One final test. Is it still tight in a bikini?
Yes, and hell yes. It is legit. Sophie is officially on the watchlist.
Shout to my man H8torade for putting me up on this chick.