Us Versus Them Update

Team Us:

I don’t know if anyone still comes to check out the site, but since the next step has happened, it felt weird not to post something here.


So I’m working on A TV show, it comes out in a few weeks.  The show is Bad Judge on NBC and it’s really funny.  You should check it out.  I’m trying to drop a little UvT style comedy in there for my people.  Thanks again to everyone who read this site, you are part of the reason I got there and got to make all of this come true.

Also, and because I don’t have anywhere to put this stuff up anymore.


Isn’t Tinder just an electronic version of the Binary scale?  I should be getting paid for that somehow.

The wild nude photo hacking leak?  Whoa.  As you well know, I wouldn’t look at the pictures for myself…but uhhh, for the purposes of research and you here at UvT, I’m sure I would have found a way to do the proper research and analysis.  You know, for science.

I miss March Madnass as much as you do.  The Instagram Era would have made a huge difference.

I hate the internet right now.  What the hell are the rest of you reading because I hate every website I go to.

-Brock…errrrrr… Robb

UvT News: WTF is Going On?



Team Us:

So here’s the deal. I probably should have written this a long time ago, but whoever is coming to read this, anyone who is still coming to check to see if I’ve written anything, is a REAL fan of Us Versus Them. So you deserve an explanation before it goes away. [Read more…]

Is This Racist? News Station Gets Pranked

This ACTUALLY HAPPENED on the news in San Francisco. Who types up the teleprompter? [Read more…]

According to the Internet, This is the Only Thing that Happened at the BET Awards Last Night

This moment from Erykah Badu almost broke Twitter last night. [Read more…]

Mark Sanchez – Instagram Video Claims its First Victim!

Everyone wanted to celebrate when Instagram came out with video a few weeks ago. Sure, we’ve had cameras and video on our phone for years, but there is something about flipping out those quick videos on your phone that just doesn’t seem right. You’re telling me I could ill advisedly help a young lady’s 21st birthday special in Vegas and end up in full video on the internet before the song is over? That is the worst. There’s no good reason for information to travel that quickly. [Read more…]

Ray Allen Knows How to Celebrate a Game Winning Shot

Ray Allen already figured out how to celebrate in Miami. [Read more…]

Paula Deen is Racist…Surprises No One

Apparently Paula Deen uses the N-word.


I actually love the fact that Paula Deen is keeping it real. You all know you’ve said some terrible, racist stuff when in your home and in the company of your friends. I’m gonna give Paula Deen credit for not being a liar like the rest of us. If you think about it, there is really nowhere for her to hide. [Read more…]

Kanye Claims He’s Yeezus. Is it the Work of the Devil?

Can Kanye drop one damn album without people claiming he’s the devil incarnate? I mean damn, can’t a brother call himself Yeezus without a backlash? [Read more…]