Steve Francis was an explosive player for the Rockets back in the day. Although he was a Maryland Terp, I’m not gonna lie, he was a beast. Here is some of his best work if you need a refresher.
Stevie Francis used to break ankles. I always thought he dunked way harder than I expected as well. He was a three time All-Star. He had the unfortunate pleasure of getting second place in the infamous “Vince Carter” dunk contest. He’s not exactly Hall of Fame material, but we’re going to give him a special UvT Award.
Steve Francis is getting the UvT Award for fastest transformation into someones Uncle.
Yup. He looks like he could barbecue the hell out of some ribs right now. They would be good too. Doesn’t he look like he knows a good rib? Doesn’t he look ready to say some inappropriate shit and get into a fight with your Mom at Thanksgiving? I mean, he looks like he’s ready to pop his collar and let you know you don’t know what it is like out here in the streets because in the good ol days you could throw some rhinestones on and pull all the ladies.
Damn Homey, Back in 2000 you were the man Homey. What happened to you?
-Brock
P.S. I know it’s long, but watch those Vince Carter dunks when you get the chance. That was the last great dunk contest. It is exactly what a dunk champ is supposed to look like.
1) I don’t think Blake Griffin should’ve won the dunk contest. I thought JaVale McGee’s dunks were way more difficult. And can we all agree the dunk contest is dead forever unless there are big names in it? No one cares about benchwarmers on 10-day contracts in a slam dunk contest.
2) There’s gotta be some kind of correlation between Stephon Marbury and Steve Francis and how both went from riding the bench together for the Knicks to having their lives spiral out of control. Those Steve Francis pics aren’t recent. If you look for pics from the most recent All-Star game in Houston he looks like a straight up alcoholic. I mean dude looks bad. Steph was eating vaseline in China around this time last year. What happened to those guys?
I think Blake Griffin’s edge was that he was actually doing dunks HE COULD DO. Blake was getting those dunks down the first time. I don’t care how hype a dunk is if you are doing 6 wind sprints up and down the court before you do it. Yes, the big names make it better, but they are also the best players, the most athletic, and they’ve already attracted the most attention. We all know Russell Westbrook can dunk, we know Lebron can dunk, we know half those dudes on the Clippers can dunk, throw those dudes in there, add in a short dude like Spud Webb or Nate Robinson every 4-5 years and the contest will be good to go.
Stevie looks about 1 drink…hell 1 sip away from a “boy! You own know nuttin bout dis!) dance marathon.
Damn, you have no idea how hard I laughed.
…but yes, the Franchise transformed into Uncle Steve in record time.
Could Unk Stevie be the real life Uncle Ruckus?
Raggedy motha fucka!