Stevie Francis used to break ankles. I always thought he dunked way harder than I expected as well. He was a three time All-Star. He had the unfortunate pleasure of getting second place in the infamous “Vince Carter” dunk contest. He’s not exactly Hall of Fame material, but we’re going to give him a special UvT Award.
Steve Francis is getting the UvT Award for fastest transformation into someones Uncle.
Yup. He looks like he could barbecue the hell out of some ribs right now. They would be good too. Doesn’t he look like he knows a good rib? Doesn’t he look ready to say some inappropriate shit and get into a fight with your Mom at Thanksgiving? I mean, he looks like he’s ready to pop his collar and let you know you don’t know what it is like out here in the streets because in the good ol days you could throw some rhinestones on and pull all the ladies.
Damn Homey, Back in 2000 you were the man Homey. What happened to you?
P.S. I know it’s long, but watch those Vince Carter dunks when you get the chance. That was the last great dunk contest. It is exactly what a dunk champ is supposed to look like.