I’d have to go back to my yearbooks to remember the teacher who taught me math when I was a kid. I just don’t hold on to that information in my head. (Sorry to all those teachers who were trying to make an impact…I turned out ok, but I don’t remember all the names) All I know is, I don’t ever remember having a hot teacher. That, and the fact that when you are a kid, everyone seems old makes me think all my teachers used to look like this.
She could have been 32 for all I know, when you’re 13, 32 seems like one of the oldest people on the planet. It’s all sensible turtlenecks and tinted glasses at that point. But I was in high school before Twitter, so when my teacher went home they were anonymous. I wasn’t going out to bars drinking, so I wasn’t going to catch her on a Saturday night getting sloshed up and trying to hook up with some dude with her weekend gear and some knee high boots on.
But God Bless the Internet.
Because now, kids with Google and a little since can track down their teachers and find out their Twitter handle is “Carly Crunk Bear”.(I’m pretty sure my teachers didn’t get crunk, but maybe I’m the naive one). I can definitely tell you I’ve never seen a picture of one of my teachers doing this.
Look, I’m sure some of my teachers were smoking them tweeds, but I don’t have a pic. That is the least fun of the pictures by the way because I’m also pretty sure none of my teachers have a tattoo like this:
At least I hope they didn’t.
She calls it her “framp stamp” because it is a tramp stamp in the front. THIS WOMAN IS AN INNOVATOR PEOPLE. Carly Crunk Bear was living her life. I’m not sure if she was sending these pics to anyone in particular (Which on the scale of bad ideas is still a pretty bad idea) but it appears she was just having an open conversation with the Twitter universe. (which on the scale of bad ideas is about as bad as it gets) Especially if this is the way you like to say goodnight to the entire internet.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure those pics got her plenty of Twitter followers, but unless you are an aspiring model, there aren’t many reasons to just spray multi-colored pics of your tail piece out on the internets. Unfortunately, one of those reason is being hungry for attention, which may be the case here.
Long time readers know where I fall on this one. I don’t believe a politician who has an affair has to quit automatically because I don’t think sex has anything to do with their job. A politician caught stealing? See ya. Caught with two hands full of booty cheek? If you’re married, you probably aren’t a good person, but you might be able to negotiate the hell out of some legislation. I say carry on. Carly might be a damn good math teacher, and she looks like she’s probably somewhere between 24-26 years old and has a pretty rockin body. She’s pretty proud of it at the very least, and this is what people do on the internet these days. Does that mean she needs to lose her job over it. I don’t think so. Touch a kid? Peace out? Is it good discretion? Not at all. Should you be more responsible? Absolutely. Is it on the list of “you do it once and you are immediately terminated”? I don’t think it should be.
This is the problem with society today. Some things are bad, but are made worse because everyone knows about them. I remember times when a teacher would be out and we’d have a substitute for a whole week. We used to have a legally blind substitute who was not a good teacher and couldn’t see one of us leave the room if we wanted to. THAT WAS NOT A GOOD SITUATION. When that is the substitute, you best believe if Mr. Colton caught got into a bar fight on Friday, stayed in the drunk tank until Monday, caught a two day suspension to get his shit together and came back on Thursday, that was between him, the Principle and the teachers lounge. No one else was ever going to know. You think Rihanna wanted to break up with Chris Brown? Hell no she didn’t. Clearly. She’s back with him right now. But she had to because everyone in the world knew and told her it is what she had to do. Everyone in the world told her how she needed to feel and that Chris could never change. It sparked a national conversation about abuse and she had to be the one person, at age 23, that was strong enough to walk away when tens of thousands of woman couldn’t walk away from that situation for decades. Should she walk? Probably, but because it was a public conversation she had to.
Carly Crunk Bear gets caught shaking it up on Twitter, now she gets fired because they have to. I just don’t think it is right.
You know what else I don’t think is right? I think Carly actually is a little misguided. Sometimes I think she takes it too far. She might be a damn good math teacher and #TeamUs will defend her from that…
But she is a horrible aspiring stripper and there is no reason for this picture to exist on the internet. Come on Carly! This pic brings up so many questions. Why couldn’t you achieve a more comfortable handstand? Did you think this picture was sexy? Who took this picture? Was this some elaborate self photo? Why do you have the comforter from your grandma’s bed? OH MY GOD ARE YOU ON YOUR GRANDMA’S BED?
Carly, even I can’t defend this. Girl, stay strong, stay crunk, #FreeCrunkBear, and I believe that children are the future, they just don’t need to see their math teacher twurkin. It’s one way to make them pay attention in Math class though.
-Brock
The pose she did was part of an internet meme. Diplo (my favorite producer somehow keeps coming up on this blog, see: Usher climax and other Major Lazer talk) released a single called “Express Yourself” and the cover was some chicks pussy popping somewhere in New Orleans. From there it became this thing where girls would take pictures of themselves in that pose and send them to his facebook or twitter. There were contests. It was not bad.
Whoa, whoa, whoa…wait a got damn minute. Look, I know I’ve been slackin on my pimpin lately, and I try to do my best to cover as much as possible on the internet. But you’re telling me, that a member of Team Us was aware of an internet meme were chicks were popping in on a handstand and THIS IS THE FIRST I’M HEARING OF IT?
I mean damn, I try to represent for the people and a simple search for “diplo express yourself” brings up pages and pages of not quite sexy girls in draws and handstands. This is my favorite because I know where that is, and it’s daytime, and it is OUTSIDE OF A MUSEUM. RIGHT IN FRONT.
I’m just sayin. I thought we had each others back around here.
You can’t google search for the good ones. You gotta go be DIplo’s friend on facebook. He’s curated a gallery of the 100 or so best pictures people have sent him. There’s some talent on display.
Ian, agreed. Dat lass pic wuz jus dope. I’ff’n Ms. Ol’Bertie popped one dem out da blue, Ol’ Bertie gonna roll up strong.
And that is why Ian can’t win COY. You can’t leave out impotant info like this for a whole cot damn year!
Haaaaa. Jezus is casting the hater votes on Ian. You must have been watching the State of the Union tonight.
Fax…..
No hate here. Ian is the 2nd coolest Nilla in the comments.
I fucked up.
Those last two paragraphs…..
#FreeCrunkBear……hahahhahaha
The only problem with this is that she was teaching middle school kids, not high school. You know if she was teaching some 18-year-olds this story would’ve taken a drastically different turn. Maybe that’s what they need to do. Put all the hot teachers around elementary and middle school kids, so they aren’t tempted to sleep with them. It takes a different kind of person to mess around with an 8th grader, than someone who is legally an adult.
This T-Shirt is hilarious http://media.soletron.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/crunk41.jpg
That pic posted from H-Bomb is about as ridiculous as Crunk Bear’s real pic.
I was speaking at the local church the other day and I told lil Becky’s and their parents:
To the Becky’s, if you ever get photo’d with your feet up on the wall, trying to make it shake like the #TwerkTeam your done. Your not getting into the gate, purrid. Saint Pete will not let you in under no circumstance.
To the parents: If this happens to your kid, your a failure.
To the young guys in attendance: Stop snitching on these teachers! Or yo ass ain’t getting in either!
I am a teacher and she crossed the line…..smoke weed……pop that pussy……..do what you do………..motherfucker just do it in private………..you lose all respect of the kids when they see you like that…not to mention the people that pay you your paycheck start to question your ability to make sound decisions………not an intelligent move on her behalf……students don’t really want to see their teachers like that…..it is juvenile behavior and stupid girl gonna lose a good job with benefits………good luck finding another teaching position…….in the meantime, keep the pics coming crunkbear
“students don’t really want to see their teachers like that”
Eighth grade is long enough ago to be a little hazy as far as details go…but yes we did want to see our teachers like that! We just didn’t have any math teachers that looked like her. I still remember senior year of high school we got Mrs. Sbraglia fresh out of college . . .
Dis gettin in sum strange logik…dont’ no if I shuld e’en be tryin to contemplate what deez katz are sayin, let alone ekspounding on it.
I’ll konfine mysef to saying my firss, sekond, and tird grade teacherz wuz one hotter den de last. Yup, Ms. H had dat lusty latina thing, Ms. L had dat Lebanese, “should been swaying to belly dancing wit kats sittin around hittin shisha,” it wuz off da hook for Lil’ bertie. Almost had da Texas Brown Snake ret to cum out to play young. Dem’z wuz wild timez in da elementary krib bakk den. Hope Ol’ Bertie Jr. getz it.
@OBB First, I understood every word you wrote. Second, the image of young OBB and Texas Brown snake is disturbing.
I am so glad the internets wasn’t around when I was a kid. I don’t know if I could have keep this religion thing going had folks known what kind of debauchery I was getting into. It’s amazing the parties you pull off when you can turn water into wine, grass into…well better grass. #memories
As for Becky Crunk Bear up there, this is a classic example of what is wrong with the yoots of today. I promise you, she feels like “well what’s the big deal. I was having fun on my time. At least I wasn’t fucking the kids” Which really is only a sound argument based on the fact that a lot of teachers are fucking the kids these days. You can’t wil’out on public forums and think there are no repercussions. It’s like freedom of speech. Yes, you can say what you want at any given time. You can also catch a face shot for telling off the wrong mufugga.
I made sure George and em’ did not put “Freedom from consequence” in any of them documents they drew up a long time ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAJLkb5bpLs
shouts to H8torade for the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7AAD5Sx2jw&feature=player_embedded
From Kanye to Old Nilla’s…..
http://h8torade.com/2013/02/11/nsfw-rappin-4-jesus/
Folks love Jezus
Thanks H8 for finding that for me! Your next wish/prayer is on me bud…
Jezus…say a prayer that 2013 blesses us with a Kate Upton sex tape. Amen.
Kate might could just be wild enough for this to happen.
Let me get to looking….
brocklynn .. how can i change my uvt avatar .. im ready ..(nh)
go to gravatar.com and set up a free account. Your avatar will show up on all blogs.
wordup thanks
a kate upton sex-tape can only be a let-down… you dont want to see it
There is NO CHANCE the sex tape would live up to the perceived hype..
Trust me .. you dont want to see it = it could only be a let down
With the foolishness you share with TeamUs on a daily basis, how in the world do you expect us to trust your judgement on anything?