It’s that time of the year. Actually, not really, I’m actually pretty late on this, but we are about to kick of the UvT Awards.
Here are the categories:
Man Up of the Year
Man of the Year
UvT Quality Chick of the Year
Commenter of the Year
Lake and I used to run blogger of the year when someone other than me actually dropped articles here, but that category is no longer necessary. I usually come into award season with something in mind, but this year it is a real toss up. There is no dominant UvT Quality Chick of the year. As a say that, Mr. Jezus shot me some truly inspiring pictures of Minka Kelly.
Is that enough to get her the win? I’m not going to lie, It might be. She’s definitely made herself a dark horse candidate. Hell, from that angle, she’s making an argument she might be the elusive White Unicorn we’ve been looking for.
Not only that, but Mr. Jezus just pushed some more votes into his corner for Commenter of the year with that excellent field research. Hold on, I’m gonna scroll back up for a sec.
Ok, I’m….hold on….for real this time I’m back.
I have a few candidates in mind for Man Up of the Year, but one of those candidates could easily be Man of the Year too. It could go either way. Being named the king of TeamUs for the year involved such a high level of I Don’t Give a Facktitude that it might push you into a decision that is completely unacceptable, or might make you the greatest dude ever. I don’t even know until I really weigh all the factors.
So we will roll out the awards over the next week or so. I’m gonna keep updating anything interesting that happens this week. But between the Lance Armstrong confession and Manti Te’o's fake girlfriend, I’m pretty shell shocked. Kobe Bryant is going to have to come out as Tiger Woods’ 18th side chick for me to react to anything at all. I have a feeling I know the disguise Kobe wore to the hotel though.
Nope. That joke and these pictures are NEVER gonna get old to me. Never, eva, eva.