Now that I’ve finally recovered from the Falcons losing to the Niners last week we can start to talk about this Super Bowl. Somehow, Ray Lewis got injured and completely hijacked the playoffs this year. Somehow Ray Lewis is making a comeback and retiring at the same time. How does that work? At least we only have to see this one more time.
Yeah, that’s the old school version with the extra hip wiggle. I guess you don’t have to dance well as long as you dance hard. But Ray is so ridiculous right now, the dance isn’t even close to the most ridiculous thing he’s doing right now.
Did you see him at the beginning of the AFC Championship game? During the National Anthem, and we’re not talking about Beyonce here, I’m talking a three-part harmony country, “why are those other two dudes even there?”, version. Ray lost it like Whitney Houston came back to life to sing the Star Spangled Banner with Michael Jackson on backup vocals, Jimi Hendrix on guitar, and Jesus himself on drums.
I can’t take a grown man with face paint and a durag seriously. Ray is crying before the game, after the game. Crying at the crib thinking about the game. Crying while he’s watching the game tape. I don’t know how he can take it, because I sure as hell can’t take it anymore.
I understand football is an emotional game, but Ray can’t manage to hold it together at all. What the hell is causing this? Was his rehab for the injury just watching The Notebook over and over again? Did he have a Rudy marathon before the Notre Dame national championship game and get inspired by Rudy Ruettiger living his dream? Did he have a sit down with Tim Tebow about his future in the league?
I’m actually scared of what will happen to Ray if the Ravens manage to win the SuperBowl. Here he is after the last win.
Ray Lewis is really putting in some religious work right now. If the Ravens get that Lombardi trophy, Ray might just go ahead and roll out a full sermon, die, resurrect himself, and try to make the holy trinity a holy quadrinity or whatever four holy things would be called. The Father, Son, the Holy Spirit and Ray Lewis. Maybe then, Ray would be able to quote some deeper scripture. “No weapon formed against me shall prosper?” Come on Ray, we all know that one. And what weapon are you talking about? Your triceps injury? Everyone loves you Ray. You’ve been in the league since the 90′s. I can’t name one person who hates Ray Lewis. Okay, maybe that dude you may or may not have murdered in Atlanta, but you can’t really blame them.
Ray, try to turn it down a bit this Sunday. I don’t want to see a man spontaneously explode on the field.
-brock
If Ray doesn’t launch a mega-church within 5 years my name ain’t Slick.
1st off, I ain’t playing the drums. I already told you bout the Beat It Dudes. I’m a mufuggin star.
2nd I own know who Ray is praying to but I haven’t answered any of them shits up here. He might be getting setup for the big let down come Sunday.
woooooooo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMsVXk2Pp10
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Research J-Dilla / Slum Village peep “tainted” “selfish” etc etc .. numerous cuts
Every time you post one of these bullshit youtube records that you don’t think enough people have heard, I think of the first line of this record (which it just so happens is not bullshit, and not enough people have heard).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW3rF_DggyA
This was supposed to go under that J-Dilla link (Slum Village actually has some not-bullshit records), but whatever.
wow, Ian = goin in
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why the links gotta be bullshit ? I like all the links i posted .. you liked a couple but apparently didnt like the majority.. ……….so they are “bullshit” ? … its a blog cuzzo …… im postin shit based on my opinions and ideas and interests … that i am sharing with others……. Im not attempting to post links i think will get the popular vote in this blog … im posting shit outside the box .. that I like …. and maybe a fella gets hipped to something he dont hear on the radio everyday .. that he didnt know was out there …. but the links are “bullshit” ?
Ill link muhfuckin 2-chains .. or .. or .. wiz khalif or sumshit for you next time .. maybe they will be acceptable to you
Ian was not going in. That was not a shot fired.
You have to know some of those 3000-view YT records are bullshit, c’mon. It’s not a big deal that you’re the guy who posts bullshit youtube records on the blog (among other things). I have posted a few of my own and even like some of yours . . . but some of them are still bullshit records. Nothing to get defensive about.
Post more Doom.
My bad , I was sauced
PFFF… stop Ian .
…..stop
Why you gettin all salticious on me ?
just keep quotin Encyclopedia Brittanica …… and leave the Underground Hiphop to MF .
Matta Fact .. I have MF Dooms mask tattoed on my leg …
“Matta Fact” the screen name .. was actually a derivative of “MF Doom”s name….
You aint tellin MF…. NOTHIN bout no MF Doom……
Keep your browser on Wikipedia and your fingers on control-c to control-v…..just post that shit ………
You gotta be a player to be in the game playboy
This is “J-Dilla’s” younger brother “illa-J” performing his dead brothers track… using JD’s beat and JD’s lyrics
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Somewhere around my 3rd fav track ever
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVYza0NiWuU
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tgrxzme3o
YO,
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You ever started a conversation by saying “Look,…….bla blah blah.” ?
I never have in my life..
It happens frequently on t.v. and movies …… some lame or vagina will break a semi-awkward silence between 2 peeps with a …… ” Look ,…….. blah blah and start some drama babble thinkin they are “breakin-it-down” ….”
just sayin .. thats unrealistic….never-ever happened in my entire career….
Watch for it .. youll see
whatthefuck ….23 million views — U never heard it
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR6oYX1D-0w
Lots of people are up on this guy. He’s big with white folks that think they’re cool (this is a social set I am known to associate with and some would consider me a part of).
You know what pisses me off? I hit the sit up, see there are fiftylemum new comments. I think “damn, might be some shit to get into right here” I click on the link and it’s MF’s ass talm bout nothing. Not one thing that was fact or mattered.
Historically I am not known to cast punishments upon thee, but nilla you testing me something serious….
thats funny
“Not one thing that was fact or mattered.” = CLASSIC
@jezus .. at this point .. we have to entertain each other (no Frank Ocean)..
If i wouldnt have posted 10 times about nonsense.. you wouldnt have posted about me posting nonsense .. and I wouldnt have posted back .. etc etc etc …. point being…. no nonsense = no posts
..period……………..question is numerous posts about nonsense .. or no posts ? ..
Im goin “numerous about nonsense”
Matta Fact = nonsense cat … strictly filler
Ian = no nonsense cat … all facts .. not much matter
Jezus = very little sense …..and ….. meh
yah mean ?… collectively our level of senses maintain a comment section on brocklyns blog..
stop complainin ..stay in your lane .. get it where you fit in.. … just play your role etc etc etc
I keeps it at least 80 …. 80 is damn near OneHunnit……………………..HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLER
“no matter”? . . . . Look . . . when you’re posting links to LL Cool J’s old baby sitter’s brother’s cousin’s dry cleaner freestyling over a track made from samples of farts and crickets, I think the responsibility of deciding what matters lies elsewhere.
sticks to the facts kid ….. cuz you just posted a buncha shit that dont matta
just noticed that this fella hit me with the “Look…………….blah .. blah ……” that i was speaking of
respect due
@Matta Fact
Nilla said “Jezus = very little sense….and……meh”
Still no facts eh?
I am unsure if you keep it 80 with yourself much less US, but go ahead pimpin. keep yappin, I mean with the number of post you drop, one of them is going to be funny. Maybe 2013 is your year!…….doubt it though.
You cats are hilarious. The crazy thing is I have 5 half finished posts ready to go. They were hilarious when I thought of em too. I’m tryin to get this UvTv going. So we can start posting some video content over here. It’s terrible. I’ve been a poor host, but I’m glad Jezus helped himself to the liquor and Matta Fact is handling DJ duties until I get back. Ian, keep an eye on both of em. Ha.
Seriously, I haven’t gona anywhere, just trying to get some things together.
The Blood of Chri….me is always near by pimpin, always
I wonder if Ray’s Deer Antler spray is from Reindeer?
That would thoroughly piss a me the fuck off…
Aren’t you and Santa quasi-beefing? Come to think of it I hate my neighbor but I don’t want to see anybody poison his dogs…
Zackly. Me and Odin….I mean Santa go back a long ways. There have been troubles, no doubt, but it ain’t Prancers fault.
@ Brocklynn …
I got your back
reminiscint of “Mars Landing”
Im that orchid of the genus …… ask Ian to wikipedia it for you
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only Ian will get that 1 .. so here……………http://tinyurl.com/mbqrl
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Theres alot of shorts out there..
Its apparent. MF aint takin none of em …
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