Latrell Sprewell was one always one of my favorite players. Sure, he might have choked out a coach or two, but he was ice cold from the three point line.
Somehow Latrell Sprewell got arrested on New Year’s Eve. I have no idea what happened, but let’s see if I can figure it out from his mugshot.
Look, when you decide to get a neck tattoo AFTER you get out of the NBA, you’ve pretty much already given up on life. Look at that picture above. He only played in Minnesota for two years at the end of his career. His thirteen year career. Dude has NO tattoos. Do you know how many tatts you need to have to get the to point where you say, “Can you go ahead and throw a rising sun on my throat?” Latrell can’t be making good decisions right now. I feel pretty bad for the guy. So I want to do my part. I want to remind him of happier times. So I wanted to find the high point of his life and I think I did it.
I don’t know what is going on in this picture. I don’t know why this picture happened. I don’t know how I found this picture. But Latrell Sprewell looks like the happiest man on earth. And why not? I’m pretty sure when you research “true happiness” it just says “A Coogi sweater and two white women”. I don’t think life gets any better than that.
Latrell we’ve got your back.
-Brock
Latrell was never even a backup on the All-Decision-Makers team, but my how the mighty have fallen. The only thing that could have made that mugshot worse is if he had a receding hairline with those dreads.
When this fool said 14 milli a year wasn’t enough to feed his family you should have known rock bottom wasn’t to far off…
Dos Becky’s and a Cosby sweater, living the dream.
Dammit! How did I forget the Dos Beckys tag. I might need to go back in on that one.
Sprewell’s life is so ridiculous that the happiest moment of his life doesn’t include 1) Choking out his coach (Because everyone would love to be able to choke out their boss at one point or another), 2) having his name become synonymous with spinning rims, or 3) those Sprewell DADA shoes that had spinning rims in them