I’ve been on a personal mission to make sure people stop taking pictures in the strip club. I’m going to have to start a foundation or something to prevent this. But until I do, the problem persists. This time the victim is Ludacris (and everyone who appears in the background of these pictures). Normally I wouldn’t have even said anything about these pictures, but they are special.
Check this.
Rule #1: Don’t take pictures in a strip club.
Rule #2: Once you decide to take a picture in a strip club, you’ve really got to be an asshole to Instagram it before you post. Which Instagram filter is best for camouflaging bullet wounds and making weave shiny because this is the best a stripper has ever looked in a picture.
The second picture doesn’t have any rules. It is just the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen in a strip club. Before you check it out, please note the positioning of the pole and the edge of the stage.
Boom. Levitating stripper. Tricks are doing real tricks in the club now. I might never be able to go to a strip club again, they are clearly on a level I’m not prepared for. I thought making it rain in a club was innovative, but it isn’t nearly as good as flying strippers. I remember the good old days of $5 for the top and $5 for the bottom, $20 per dance. The flying lapper has to run at least $50 and you aren’t even getting full contact.
If you get the flying stripper lapdance at King of Diamonds in ATL please take some notes and you will be a featured correspondent on UvT.
-Brock
I went to the skrip in Jamaica once and a chick there was damn near Mary Lou Retton on the pole. Im talking full layout dismount and everything. Kinda made me sad to see an Olympic quality chick up in the club, so I went back to the hotel and watched porn on tv.
They have extra hang bar thingys at Diamonds. Still a nice feat and show of great upper body strength but not on the pole in the pic….or so I’ve been told
I am not sure how all these cameras get into the club. They must have a paid photog on staff or its only this club because is re-new (old Body Tap with new paint) and they want the hype. All other clubs are quick to send u back to the car with ur phone. But really why as a man would you want to document any of ur shenanigans?
I stopped hitting the US skrip clubs after peeking in a few in Korea for 2 reasons:
1) American heaux’s cannot keep up with small Asian heaux’s in their acrobatics.
2) In the event that said US heaux can do the flip/split/roll to the walk it like a dog, ping ping combo the price will most certainly be on par with purchasing a small automobile vs $20. Days right $20.Oh and if you wanna be super nice & get remembered you can throw in a bag of Doritos…….so I have heard.
But the floating skripper is new ground….or should I say air. Apparently the cost isn’t that high either unless the cover here is $1000+.
Amazing & turrible at the same time. Cris Angel is bout to lose all his shit. Floating nekkid heaux’s vs floating fake rocker is not even close.
The rest of the pics are here http://atlantasroyalphotography.smugmug.com/UPDATED-NIGHT-LIFE/61312-DOA-BROUGHT-TO-YOU-BY/23560841_JZG7wg#!i=1905789620&k=ShxJBxR
If you want to see strippers taking pictures like they are in the regular club…click that ridiculously long link. Also, inexplicably…no black boxes. Do what you want with that information…
Uhhhh, thanks Demise…I think.
lol, that floating stripper is crazy. But you know, everyone gotta be a stripper or a star these days. But ol Luda needs sum prezz cause he hadn’t had much lately. Maybe he’s attempting to break up the attention that he got from Justin Beeber
Maybe she got the new new helium cheek implants?
@ Demise
Props for no black boxes. -1 for that 1927 character link. Tinyurl pimpin…..tinyurl