How UvT Works: Finding the Next UvT Quality Chick

When I think about it, this job is crazy. I get all kinds of crazy tweets and emails with wild stuff all the time. There were times when there was a new Kim Kardashian picture and every contact point I have would literally erupt with activity. Sometimes I can’t get to everything on time so I just leave myself a little reminder. It sits in my drafts until I can come back to it. I have to leave myself reminders because I get pictures of women I’ve never heard of before. I’l never remember their names. So today I was looking through my archives and I saw just two words.

Keyla Snowden.

There was nothing else. Sometime back in March I left myself those two words. A message to my future self to be inspired and amazed. I literally have no idea what she looks like or why I wrote those words. But I trust my past self. He’s never let me down.

This time was no different.

I typed the name into Google and this is what I got back.

Well hello Ms. Snowden. Remind me to thank my past self next time I see him. Look, she’s not the baddest chick ever to grace the pages of Us Versus Them, but let me give you a little background. First of all, she’s definitely got everything you could need or want. Second, let me assure you she is in the top 1% of her peers. Keyla Snowden is a college basketball player.

She plays at Kentucky, and apparently she was brought to my attention because of Skylar Diggins of Notre Dame. See Skyler Diggins has been holding down the title of “damn, that girl on Sportscenter was actually cute” for the past year. I’ll admit, I joined the frenzy. But let me tell you Keyla has her beat.

Here’s another reason future me needed to wait until I wrote this article. I just discovered this phenomenon last week. Keyla is what you might call “Atlanta Cute” which is different from “New York Cute” or “LA Cute”. Atlanta Cute is solid, she gives you exactly what you need and is a clear 1 on the binary scale, but just has that feel like saying “aye shawty let me holla at ya” to her might actually work. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Then again there is another key aspect to being Atlanta Cute. I’m from the ATL and you might say we have a very particular appreciation for women down there. You could say it has inspired me to write this blog. To persevere as the world’s leading authority on assology. Keyla definitely brings that to the table. I don’t have a clean angle 2. But I don’t think angle 2.85 will disappoint.

Keyla Snowden is definitely UvT Quality and might be the baddest college basketball chick out. If you know one badder than her, send it to me. I’ll probably get around to it by time next basketball season starts.