With the release of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter this weekend, we were asked to do a lot. Suspend disbelief, accept the fact that Hollywood will try anything, and think about the fact we might not know everything about the Presidents. So it got me thinking. Maybe there are some other Presidential side-jobs. Let’s take a look shall we?
Bill Clinton: Ho Slayer
George Bush: Logic Disagreementer
JFK: Model Fornicator
George Washington: Ninja
Franklin Roosevelt: Wheelchair Stuntman
John Adams : Second Cousin to Beer Inspirer
Barack Obama : Matrix Destroyer
Ronald Reagan : Fancy Cowboy
Andrew Johnson : Straight Gangsta
Herbert Hoover : Booty Mover
Now you know. Things will never be the same.