Don’t get me wrong, I love Russell Westbrook’s game. He was the unofficial winner of the All Star Weekend dunk contest for his performance in the All Star Game. He might be the most athletic player in the NBA today, and although they lost, I still like OKC to take the Spurs to the brink. But I do have one specific problem with Russell Westbrook. Not so long ago, I thought the most ridiculous thing he ever did was wear a red hoodie and backpack to a business negotiation during the lockout.
Had the nerve to stand right upfront too.
But now, he’s taken it too far. When I saw him rock the fish lure shirt a few weeks ago, I thought it was funny, but now I realize he might never stop.
That joint was just the start. The best thing about this shirt is the homey MRod bought it and rocked it unironically. I thought this was a single shot, but Westbrook apparently has a closet full of nautical themed shirts. After that one, he went with the “post paintball session” shirt.
I think the Fresh Prince rocked that one in the episode when he gets trapped in the basement. Then Westbrook broke out the compass shirt.
That one was actually subdued, all things considered. There is one thing Russell Westbrook didn’t think about though. So far the Thunder has only lost two games. When you win, these shirts are hilarious. When you lose, you just look like a clown. He should have two piles of shirts. First, a winners shirt for when things are going well. And another stack of shirts for when they lose. He should go with a basic white button up just to make sure he is fully in the clear. Otherwise, it ends up like tonight.
Nothing worse than talking about why you lost while you are dressed like an actual clown. You can’t even salvage any dignity. There is no way to go hard in a shirt like that. But everyone knows about these shirts. It wouldn’t be UvT if we didn’t have something exclusive. We’ve already got the inside track on what Russell Westbrook plans on wearing if the Thunder make it to the finals. He’s got something really special planned. He calls it shirts vs. blouses.
There were only so many places he could go to push this farther. He painted himself into the corner and this is his only way out.
So Russell Westbrook, I’m gonna tell you since no one else will. You look ridiculous. Men don’t dress like that. We don’t have to. We’ve got centuries of great options. You’re boy Kevin Durant figured it out. There is no reason you can’t too.
Russell Westbrook…Man Up!
-Brock
Can’t stand westbrook but would pay money to see that last pic come to reality. ROFL
Sorry for double post. Men there is a size limit on fashion trends. Almost everyone in the NBA is over that limit. Wearing tight and too short things with black rimmed glasses is not hot nor does it make u smart. Ur exposed every time we hear an NBA public service commercial. smh Dwayne wade even had his post game finger taped to match his turqoise tie with his pink shirt and pink blazer. WTH
@Brock – You got him. THE worst dresser in the league.
@Cicely – 100% agree with everything you said. And you got D Wade too. Don’t know if the torquoise tie with pink tops was worse or better than the tight pink pants he had on last week, but they’re all in the same bucket of terrible. http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/game-on/2012/05/25/DWadex-large.jpg
@everyone else – it’s been a long time…. Been handling my business and now that I’m killing it there, I got some time to handle this. I’m putting everyone on notice right now. I’m putting the smackdown on that fruitcake Mr. Sweet Jezus. I’m exposing this homosexual, crush on Brock having dickhead. Brock gave me the green light, finally, and I’m putting him to bed. And not that way he wants me to. UvT is gonna be blazin hot this summer. We set this clown up this weekend and he took the bait. Green light. Killing him on Twitter. When I’m done pulling his skirt up, y’all gonna be calling Sweet Jezus, Sweetie. What did u think Sweetie? I’m scared of loser ass clown like you? I know, I know. “but, but, but Salty Mike likes fat chicks. Here’s a picture of a fat chick.” I know, I know. I AM salty. Mike Lawry, bitch. This fool thinks he’s hot because 4 people in the comments think he’s funny and he knows the lyrics to the b sides of Mystikal’s first album. I’m exposing you, Fruitcake. Itz, DaFalcon, Rex get at me. @MikeLawryUvT Game on…
Ok, this is the last time I am going to address this clown. Quick Recap:
You dropped a couple post, they were funny. Then you said you like to smang bigguns. I figured I would have some fun with it and smashed you in the comments. Now you made jokes, or tried to at least. Once shit was done, you started with “well Brock said I can’t get at you like I want”. Time goes by, ain’t no one heard from you then you “set me up” on twitter this weekend. Now anyone is free to go look at the twitter chain, I clowned you there too. I said “fuck it. 2-0…I am done here”……OH BUT WAIT! “Brock gave me the green light! It’s on now!” So let me get this straight, I have a “crush” on Brock. I think you said I look up to him also a while back. That said, you need “permission” to get at me? So that permission changed your lame at jokes in the comments to this on twitter:
Mike Lawry@MikeLawryUvT
@uvtblog Sweet @UvT_Jezus was seen walkin on water n a bath house n boystown. Someone stole his sandals while he was n the janitor closet
Or this:
Mike Lawry@MikeLawryUvT
@uvtblog For Memorial Day, Sweet @UvT_Jezus is teary eyed remembering all the mens in uniform he slept with. He never asked, he never told
Tweets from a twit. You don’t need permission guy, you need a ghost writer. You know it too, maybe that is why you trying to round up a lil team. I told you, I am 2-0. Ain’t no reason for me to come down from the throne to deal with you. I am battle tested here son. Your just Brock’s delusional friend.
Yo Sweetie!!!! Battle tested? You’re about to be. Brock, set that up playa. “Smashed me”? In your gay dreams, fruitcake. I liked it better when you just wanted to smash Brock. No room for you on my balls. When my friend, friend as in I go to his house, i was in Vegas with him last week, my boy for over 16 years, my friend asks me to not go at the “fans” and you being the biggest one, I do what I’m asked to do. Translation: don’t mess up my money. You don’t have any friends so I know you’re confused. You’re the delusional one if you think anybody on here is YOUR friend. HAA! I warned him that you have more than an admiration for him, youre the Talented Mr Ripley, a dangerous mofo that gets jealous when u find out he has a new friend. And let me back up even more. It was never my intention to battle anybody. Just get on here and tell a few jokes. Put some things out there that invite people to laugh at me even, ie my slutty cousin, saying that Tara chick looked good, bathroom stall decorating, whatever. Its all in the spirit of fun. But you took it too far. His money’s good, the show is good, you still running your mouth so now I’m gonna spank you. And not the way you want me to Sweetie. I know none of it makes sense to you, clown. But its about to…
HURRY