It is early April and I think Us Versus Them just had the best March ever. March Madnass has our finalists and we are ready for the final vote for the baddest chick out and the front runner to get UvT Quality Chick of the year in December.
Shout out to the 62 ladies who didn’t make it this far and to everyone who voted all month. It’s always crazy to me when a chick gets voted out early. Kim Kardashian at least made it to the second round, but Rihanna is overexposed now and got bounced in the first round. She is the Duke University of March Madnass. She’s been a champion so many times people just love to see her go down. (Anyone else read that and renew there hope there might be a Rihanna sex tape floating out there? That would earn her a few new fans.)
As I mentioned, I wanted to leave the Final Four voting wide open to the top two chicks made it into the final competition. I didn’t want anyone pointing to a contest and saying “the real final is Biel vs. Vergara”. I probably would have matched it up that way too, pairing the “mainstream” vs. the “video chick”. That’s the way it worked out anyway.
I know you didn’t come here to read. On to the ladies. As with the final last year I want to make sure you have everything you need. We are going with a full breakdown, face, body, tail and Money shot.
and the full on Money Shot:
That last find might be some of my best work ever.
Money Shot: Not moving, but still great.
I’ve done all I can do. Things are completely out of my hands. The rest is up to you Team Us. Let’s pick a winner and crown our champion.