JLo Is A Tease

Now Jennifer Lopez is a booty icon from way back. She’s been bad for a long, long time and she can still really bring the heat.

You know what the fellas here at Us Versus Them want. They need that Angle 2.

Wait a minute. The cameraman didn’t think it was a good idea to take one step to the right? Wasn’t he checking his shots as he went? Or is J.Lo’s tail so large that no matter how far you stepped to the right you couldn’t get to the curvature of the tail. Maybe, it’s like the curvature of the Earth. J.Lo’s ass is so big, you can’t see where it ends so it appears to be flat. Maybe the photographer needs to launch into the stratosphere to get the right shot.

Wait a minute, I just found the money shot.

Propped up on the table no less.

That’s still in the tail piece hall of fame.




  1. I know im probably going to get some hate for this. But that is not a good pic of j-lo ass at all. I know j-lo got more ass back there than that back there. This pic ain’t doing that ass any justice at all. Im more impress with those thighs in the first pic.

  2. Mr. Jezus says:
    • @Mr. Jezus,

      For the record, there is no reason to preface your comment with “speaking of ass”, it is the presumed topic of choice. That’s like walking into a NY Giants meeting this weekend and saying “Let’s talk about football guys.” Everyone knows what they’re here for.

  3. Mr. Jezus says:

    Well considering all the post that you dropped earlier in the week I wanted to make sure the folks knew I was not, nor will I ever drop a dack post. Got that?

  4. Itzdatdude says:

    Mami still got it, but nothing can 6 to midnight a nicca better than classic J.Lo.


    I can’t hate on Ms. Divine. Dat body is mighty shapely.
    In da spirit of things let me throw in a Maliah link for Black History, {http://bit.ly/yUdIqF}.

    Also don’t forget to cheer for the Giants this Sunday.


    Are we doing March Madnass 2012?

  5. Itzdatdude says:

    Link below is a little summin summin for my fellow Giants fans.


  6. @ Itz

    Congrats, even though you had nothing to do with the outcome.

    I had no stake in the game until the last 2 mins. I hit on the pool and took home a couple G’s…..so thanks to Eli (Louisiana boy by the way) & them G men I am gonna make it rai….nah fuck that. I ain’t wasting my $$ on skraggly ass heauxs.

    Drinks for me!

  7. nice post.

    i don’t know if you’re familiar with this site, but i like it overall, and especially think this girl would be right up your alley: http://meinmyplace.com/tagged/emily

  8. @Brock

    bless you. nothin’ like a little (metaphorically speaking) @ss to brighten one’s day.