As an Assologist, I try to ignore the various methods of booty modification available to ladies these days. Some go with the Booty Pop, others go with a permanent Ass-gel, some hit that gym hard, and others go the other way and just hit the biscuits and gravy.
Apparently, the drug store already has a solution. I had never seen it before, but I was in my local CVS and came across this:
All you’ve got to do is “Thick-It”. So brilliant, I wish I thought of it. From the look of it though, they need a little advice from the old art and package design company. They are literally dripping dollops of Thick-It on the product package. If that is what Thick-It is, I’m pretty sure I’ve been making direct deposits of Thick-It for a long time, and I have found that on occasion the recipients of Thick-It have, in fact, had “Swallowing Disorders”.
I just didn’t know how much I was helping and how large of a problem it was for the ladies out there.
I should have just dropped this under “Unintentional Porn”. The makers of “Thick-It” really could not have piled on more sexual references onto this can if they tried. Maybe if they changed the product name.
Even that talks about full flavored indulgence.
I didn’t know that dollops were the key ingredient to helping a chick thicken up. I thought it was an old myth that chicks started getting thick once they started having sex, but now I guess it wasn’t just rumor. It must be true if they are making a dollop supplement. Ladies, if you need this product, don’t resort to CVS, I can get you an unlimited supply of fresh product. It’s organic. So that’s got to be good for you, right?