Man Up Monday: New York Knicks

This is starting to feel like deja vu. But if the New York Knickerbockers are going to continue to embarrass themselves, I’m going to continue to talk about it.

Just to keep it real before I launch in here, let me acknowledge the fact that the Knicks are a lot better than they were next year. They have been really bad for that last 8 years or so. They made it through the Starbury era, the Isiah Thomas era, they bottomed out the squad to take a shot a LeBron and missed out on that, and now they have put all their chips in with Amare and Melo.

You know what? I actually don’t have a problem with the Knicks today. Sure, they got swept the hell up out of the playoffs faster than any other team in the league today. Sure, they let the no big man, old ass Celtics squad beat them down like they didn’t belong in the playoffs in the first place. But the Knicks are actually on the road back. They can actually fill up MSG, people actually care about the games, and they have a marketable star or two. I want to talk about Knicks fans though.

The Knicks fan is an extension of the New Yorker. I’m not talking about the celebrity Knicks fans who sit on the floor and barely pay attention. I’m talking about the average New Yorker. These are the most ridiculous people on the planet. They talk about NY like the rest of us give a damn, and they think their own situation is go great, that the rest of us have studies the intricacies of New York and are supposed to actually understand what they are talking about.

True Story:

I’m in New York, in Manhattan, literally on Broadway downtown walking around and ready to take the train uptown. It is summertime, so it is nice outside. People are wearing short sleeved shirts, women are in skirts. It is a great day in NY. So I start looking for the nearest train station and can’t find one and don’t see on e close. So I do what any rational person would do, I ask the nearest person for directions.

Brock: “Excuse me. Do you know where the train station is?”

NY: “Do I know where the train station is? What does my tattoo say?”

At this point I know I’ve asked the wrong person. I’m caught up in this New York attitude B.S. already.

Brock: “Uhhhh. The Bronx”

Yes, dude had a full forearm tattoo that said “BRONX” all the way up his arm.

NY: Dasrite son. I’m from the Bronx.

Brock: That’s great. What does that have to do with the question.

NY: I’m from the freaking Bronx, of course I know where the train station is.

[uncomfortable pause – literally and figuratively]

Brock: You gonna tall me or not player?

See, that’s the NY bullshit. Did this dude really rep his hood on walking directions to the train?

Which brings me to Knick fan.

You have to love the downward spiral they experienced over the last week and a half. From the Knicks actually being competitive. To Carmelo saying “all the Celtics did was hold serve on their home court”, to the full on bailout of the Knicks being better next year. Well, it will have to be next year because this year is over.

At this point, the Knicks fans are just rooting against the Denver Nuggets. I would be embarrassing it would be if the Nuggets made it farther than the Knicks. Luckily the Nuggets look like they will join the Knicks any day now.

Knicks fan…Man Up! You team still sucks, you still need at least one more piece, and at least two years before you will be competitive. So while the Knicks still suck, why don’t you go ahead and turn down the rhetoric. Thanks.




  1. Itzdatdude says:


    You shoulda known better son. Dat was your fault, LMAO.

    Shout out to da Boogie, especially all my Soundview, Castle hill and South Bronx nuccaz.

    Word is bond, da Knickbockers will be straight smangin da league next year, we don’t need no two mo years. Nuffin else need be said.

  2. G the Intern says:

    HA!! I thought about Itz as soon as I read the title of this post. Knicks do suck and NY cats need to dial it back in general. Why do so many of those bamas have high pitched voices???

  3. Be On It says:

    Knicks exiting the post-season just means we’re one more step closer to college football. Like the seasons marking the passing of time really. First Lent, then Spring, then Easter – with the ends of the Knicks’ season up in there somewhere (usually sooner rather than later)

    @ G:

    Ha! Those cats do usually have the prepubescent voice box going. Maybe the whole city needs a man-up so their testes can descend.

  4. Mr. Jezus says:

    Well guess it’s time to go back to work. Lil vacation always does Jezus good.

    1st order of bitness….Itz fuck you.

    2nd, I told yo ass! The Kniccas suck. I actually like A-marie (no homo) a lil bit. But he is going to suck cause Melo sucks as a team player. I mean, the nicca can ball, if balling means shooting that rock all the time, not making nan nicca around you better, and not playing an lick of D. Prolly kill it at the rucker, but you own get paid to play at the rucker.

    The team has no leadership, they have no stopper, they have avg coaching, how da fuck you think it’s gonna get better? Did shit get better in Phoenix when A-marie and Coach Toni was there? Nah, they kept losing to Kobe or the Spurs. So how is it gonna be different?

    Oh and somebody should tell Spike the orange q-tip look ain’t poppin and he ain’t the nicca to get it started.

    Got damn Knicks fans think they are on the same level as the Yanks. Got news for you Itz/Spike, you mufuckas is cheering on the Mets of the NBA. So start fucking acting like it.

  5. Im from Philly so i naturally hate NY fans of all types.

  6. Itzdatdude says:

    @ All Youz Knickz Haterz