I don’t like to talk about how great it is to be the spiritual leader of Team Us, but dammit sometimes you surprise me and bring a tear to my eye.Â A few weeks ago I hit you with a few pics I found on the internet and we found this chick.
This is pretty much as good as bathroom cellphone pics get.Â But then there was some controversy about whether or not this was photoshopped.Â We were talking about lopsided light switches, conspiracy theories, grassy knolls, and she was declared a fake.Â But then one of the members of Team Us “Ain’t No Thang” hit me with a hell of a piece of investigative reporting.Â I don’t know what Google search pulls up PAWG pics of this particular chick without a name, but dammit if he didn’t do it.Â She’s back and apparently a professional bathroom mirror underwear model.
I guess she was doing a little cleaning up and thought her as was in prime form and wanted to share it with the world.Â I can’t say I disagree.Â I’m always a little wary when someone goes to such an unnatural pose that maximizes her waist to tail ratio, but I’m willing to do a little more research.
Same bathroom, different angle and I haven’t checked for photoshop artifacts because if that ass is wrong I don’t want to be right.Â Her waist really does appear to be that small, and that tail appears to be authentic.Â I just appreciate the fact that she’s willing to share her gifts with the world.
Is it wrong that this is the first time I’ve noticed she’s got a J game?Â Once again, I don’t want to assume this is the one angle that works for her.Â But the fact that the bottom half of her body is giving me an angle 2.5 while the top half of her body is at 1.8 calls it all into question.Â But Ain’t No Thang wasn’t done.Â He wanted to make sure he didn’t leave Team Us without the money shot.
I know, I know.Â Brock, how do you know that is her?Â No face, no light switch, no cabinets in the background, what is the proper assthentication process for verifying that tail piece.Â I can’t.Â I’m going to let someone else tell me that the doorknob was sourced in the Fluffy Tail region of the Lower Assiatic where there is a tribe of blondes of Africanic heritage who are all issued iPhones on their 16th birthday as part of their womanhood ceremony.Â All I know is I like what I see, Team Us is the best ever, and I had to share this with the people.
That would be great.