As someone who is always looking for the most ridiculous stuff on the internet, I do come across random things I think are going to help me later. Generally, I’m just lying to myself. That doesn’t mean the pics still aren’t great. Like this:
Flat hulk face t-shirt design. I’d probably rock that under certain circumstances, but when was I ever going to use that? Never. Still grabbed it though. Or this:
That is a cross between a donkey and a zebra. When I grabbed it, I was really going to make a joke about how a pimpin ass Zebra wanted a little Ass. The reason the zebra isn’t in the picture is because when he saw the Zedonk he was like “that kid ain’t mine”. I was even going to have Maury Povich drop by to run a special paternity episode. But the more I look at it the more it it just looks like shitty photoshop.
How about this:
That is just cute as hell and makes me laugh. Plus the woman in the background in the red dress has a head that is twice the size of her ass.
By the way, while we are talking about random shit, what the hell happened to Mr. T? He used to be the baddest man on the planet that wasn’t the heavyweight champ of the world. Then in Rocky III he became a heavyweight champ and really WAS the baddest man on the planet even if it was just in a movie.
That dude looks got away with wearing all of that ridiculous jewelry because he looked like he would whoop your ass if you even thought about saying something. Then I was flipping through the channels last week when I saw something that stole my entire childhood in about 45 seconds.
I want to meet the asshole who was sitting in the Flavorwave offices around a conference table and said, “we’ve got a great product, now how do we make this big like the Foreman Grill? We’ve got a grill…we’ve got a infomercial…what else does the Foreman Grill have that we don’t have? A big loveable black man to make everyone love it!” What they fail to realize is that the George Foreman grill is genius and makes food delicious. The Flavorwave is the bastard child of a shady homemade microwave and a hot plate. I’m not eating a damn thing that comes out of that machine. I don’t care if Mr. T doesn’t like his pizza soggy. I don’t believe him. The food in the commercial doesn’t even look that tasty. So you know it is going to taste like hell when you get it home. I don’t want to eat frozen steak in 9 minutes. That ain’t natural.
You know what else ain’t natural? The way Mr. T looks now.
Mr. T got rid of the chains and his beard no longer gets a proper line up. Will someone let Mr. T cut his mohawk? He’s had a mohawk so long that it went out of style and came back. It isn’t even a Mohawk anymore, he just looks like his barber cuts a really shitty fade. Someone out there has got to love Mr. T. Take that brother to a barbershop so he can get a grown ass man haircut.
Oh and he spent so much time making his “Mad Mr. T” face that his wrinkles are starting to make him look a bit like a reverse Lieutenant Worf.
Oh, and there is always the collection of chicks taking their own pictures with cell phones in their bathroom.
That might be the best unintentional side effect of technology in the last decade.
-Brock
Mr T. was is Rocky III not Rocky II !
Sorry Brock
Dammit. My research department needs an ass whooping. He fought Apollo twice. Been a while.
That baby Chun-Li is adorable! The ass on the girl in the last picture can not be real. The chick is rail thin and out of nowhere comes this ass. . .I don’t buy it!!!
Lil Chun is the cutest fo sho. The head comment stole the clip though. Well done!
Note on the last pic. I realize it is turnt sideways AND propped up to pop. But that Waist to Possible Roundness Ratio is top notch.
A 1 regardless….
I was thinking about getting a dog for my gurl’s birthday, but maybe a zedonk would be better. She said she wanted something different.
Flavorwave got Mr. T looking like da T stands for turrible.
Dat last sweetheart Annie Leibovitz’ed dat shit out of dat camera phone pic. I don’t know what it says on her birf certificate, but da one thing I do know is that dat ass is full grown.
Lil Chun-Li does not look like she is a very good street fighter, lol.
Let me add one of my recent finds. Check this gif gem.
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DAMN! I wasn’t ready for that last pic…u lured me in then POW!! The waist looks a bit photoshopped but they would have had to pay close attention to the trim on the door cuz it follows the line perfectly. I just cross my fingers and hope that chick is over 18…otherwise Chris Hansen may be visiting UVT offices and I’m not TRYNA get caught up!
Look at the light switch. The angles are fucked up, clearly this pic got warped inward. Mad fake.
Ian M. Summers….CODENAME: CSI
LOL
Sidenote…I just peeped Itz’s link and it took me back to a show I used to love as a child: http://bit.ly/encoyable
INDEED!!!
Ahhh, cute little mini Chun Li’s, Star Trek:TNG references, and lampooning Mr. T. I love this place.
Loved the Lil Chun Li. Too sad for Mr. T, closing a chapter in my life. Have you seen Dolph Lungren, too? Time’s not being kind to our heroes……
I’ve found another pic of whooty: http://www.h8torade.com/page/27/ (In the middle in the pink). Same exact bathroom. I’m not sure if the W2A ratio is the same……..
awww lil chun li is too cute for words and i pity the fool who thought it was a good idea to have mr t out there like that damm i thought he had better sense … ummm chick on the end i smell a fake something in the water aint clean with that one but if that happens to be her real azzz then dam white chicks are def making a come up
Yeah the lil nigget is too fly in her lil boots and geisha gear.
sorry nugget. damn typing.
I can’t believe Cicely just typed Nigget. Tell us how you really feel… ha!
Early nomination for next week’s Man-Up Monday, or a late nomination for this week’s (whatever floats your boat, really): UvIT.
Jussayin’
Girl in the bottom pic is pornstar Riley Steele I think.