The Mickey Mouse Club was good for…actually I don’t know what it was good for, but I’m guessing it was solid entertainment for some cross section of parents who were willing to let their kids listen to oddly reworked R&B and pop songs of the day get translated by a bunch of 12 year olds. I’ll give them this, they had some killer talent scouts because they ran Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera all on the same show.
Yeah, that whole right side over there has sold more than 215 million records worldwide. I don’t know who that brother in the middle is, but I’m pretty sure he’s either pissed off at the world and drowning his sorrows in cocaine and Hennessy or trying to holla at Britney so he can get some of that good Federline baby-daddy money. So those are basically the best and most successful 30 year old singers in the country. Who does that now? Is it Nickelodeon because they have Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers? If they learn how to pimp Justin Beiber they would own the minds of every 12 year old girl on the planet.
How crazy was the Mickey Mouse Club? So crazy they can take one of the greatest songs, “Cry For You”, by one of the greatest groups, Jodeci, and make it half turrible.
Okay fine, Justin kinda kills it with the high notes. And yes, that is actor Ryan Gosling and JC Chasez from N’Sync in the clip too. Those outfits are ridiculous as is Justin talking about “begging on his knees”. I don’t know if all of those screaming little girls were listening to the song too closely, but I’ve done an awful lot of fuckin to that song so uhhhhh…that ain’t right.
I’ve decided I’m going to start a foundation for the Lost Brothers of the Mickey Mouse Club. We’re gonna do a Behind the Music and an all black Mickey Mouse Club reunion show. It will be like a broke ass karaoke version of New Edition, just like B2K. I’m gonna call them Black Mouse Down. We’re gonna get paid.
I’m a visionary.
-Brock
Lol, Black Mouse Down. I’d dvr dat reunion show for sure, cuz i know it would be turribly grrreat. It probably would look something like dis,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5zPmYCEbz0.—> Brilliant, lol.
disregard da {–>}
Pretty sure Miley Cyrus is a Disney product as well. She’s following the ‘hoe-down’ path that Britney paved before her.
Ok…how they take an all Black group and squeeze ALL the blackness out of it? That was just terrible man! I didn’t even know the MM club was still rollin when Jodeci came out! They shoulda remade “Feenin” so R. Kelly could watch all the young girls scream! I’m sure that would bring out his inner Little Richard for sure! http://bit.ly/bigtoeLR
I knew I recognized that kid.
Dale Godboldo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dale_Godboldo
@The Kid – You can’t win with an name like “Godboldo”. Sounds like a backup video game thug in Double Dragon.
Man, I wanted to comment on dis post the otha day. But I ain’t scrolled past the Kimmy K post since it went up.
Ole boy Gosling had to go into acting. He is by far the worst singer out of this group.
JT and JC worked it well. Like Brock said, not sure if they realize what they was getting into. Why did they all have xtra big burlap sacks on? Not a hot look.
The lil democrat was aight. I mean, he was B2K good at least. Prolly wasn’t gay though so he was disqualified.
Black Mouse Down, LMBAO!
The illuminati reared these kids from a young age to take over black music. They were successful.