There are rules about strippers that must be followed.
1. Never feed them after midnight (also never eat at the strip club)
2. Never get them wet.
3. Never expose them to bright light.
The third rule is actually the most important here. Club lighting is very important you see. Because in the strip club all you see is skin, movement, and a general willingness to show more skin.
That just seems sexy when you a drinking and it is late at night (don’t be a “daytime strip club” dude). But when you see a stripper in the streets it is a whole different deal. Peep these pictures of chicks who got busted for unauthorized topless dancing. Meet the ladies of the strip club.
Just ain’t the same without the make up, the buck nakedness and the glitter is it? I wouldn’t let the chick in the upper right anywhere near my dack. She looks like che might have a dack collection in her freezer.
Yikes.
-Brock
hahahahaha straight frozen dack everywhere
Lol @ daytime strip club dude, I think I know dat nucca. But on some real real shit, any strip club dat has strippers on deck between the hours of 5 and 11 a.m. is not the place you wanna be. My nuccas and I had to learn dat da hard way.
A good question is, Which one of these lovely, facially challenged young ladies is a 1 on da binary?
Freezer dack could be a potential 1, but she looks like a devil is her pimp, so I’m gonna have to go with da middle right one, below Freezer dack, cuz she seems like she has just the right amount of hair to turn full blown negatives into partial positives.
da devil is her pimp*
@ Itz:
You mean you were that nucca, lol
this is just a little removed from ‘Faces of Meth’.
strip clubs also use red lighting to hid skin imperfections. red lighting wouldnt help these broads.
How old is the one middle left? Her gray roots are showing?! Only one for me is bottom right, she looks like she might be good for a “handshake”.
Yo real talk, am i the only one who thinks the two in the middle are some kind of mother/daughter killer kombo?
and as far as grading these fems on the binary scale, seeing that i am in no way inebriated at the moment, they are all sober 0′s. im sure all of Us can admit, the scale takes a positive (negative?) shift as night progresses and the shot count goes up.
1
Which one is the mother, and which one is the daughter?
You know what, I’m sorry I asked dat question. Dis is not a good look for Us. We need to keep them all at a hard 0 and just keep it moving. Deez type broads belong to Them, lol.
@Be
No comment.
@Brock
The one wit da busted face is the mother and the one wit da turrible face is da daughter.
While these broads are turrible, dis one time in Mexico, HA! nothing good can come from a story that starts with that there line. Anyway, I got smashed with some of my boys (Peter/Matthew/Luke) down in central Mexico and thought it would be a good idea to shut down the WAP. AHNT! First time in all my years I have ever shut down a skrip jernt. Keeyat! Looked like I had just stepped onto the set of Zombie Strippers. One of the most sobering and terrifying experiences in my life. I was truly scared for Peter. (he did some shit can’t repeat, or forget)
I agree, middles look related.
@ Itz
There was never a doubt that you was daytime skip club dude. Had some logical reasoning as to why you went then too, “the buffett is cheap!” “they got nachos!” HA!
@ Motown
Yes at this moment, sober…all 0′s. I could see potential with a couple of deez broads around the 2am hour 2 or 13 drinks in!
@Jezus
Lol. I actually went to one dat had a breakfast buffet.