There are rules about strippers that must be followed.
1. Never feed them after midnight (also never eat at the strip club)
2. Never get them wet.
3. Never expose them to bright light.
The third rule is actually the most important here.Â Club lighting is very important you see.Â Because in the strip club all you see is skin, movement, and a general willingness to show more skin.
That just seems sexy when you a drinking and it is late at night (don’t be a “daytime strip club” dude).Â But when you see a stripper in the streets it is a whole different deal.Â Peep these pictures of chicks who got busted for unauthorized topless dancing.Â Meet the ladies of the strip club.
Just ain’t the same without the make up, the buck nakedness and the glitter is it?Â I wouldn’t let the chick in the upper right anywhere near my dack.Â She looks like che might have a dack collection in her freezer.