This is way too good.Â While Sarah Palin has managed to cycle herself into obscurity for the moment (other than the million people who want to use her to plug the oil spill in the Gulf).Â But do you remember the most awkward family moment in the history of American politics?
Back in the wild days of the 2008 presidential election, the McCain camp thought they could catch all the motivated Hillary voters if they could put up a woman, damn near any woman would do…then they found the git-er-dunn Hockey mom Sarah Palin.Â She had family values.Â She was a Mavrick. It was all good.Â Until they found out their daughter was getting her freak on and had a bun bun in the oven so they had Levi do the stand up thing.Â They bought him a blue blazer and said they were engaged.
That turned into a complete shit show.Â Levi got a little famous, found out it was easier to talk junk about the Palin family to get attention, got a few interviews, made a little loot, and ripped the Palin family from top to bottom.
He was calling the Palin family snobby, he said Sarah Palin was a fame monger, the Palin family was saying Levi was a relationship mistake, and he got most hated baby daddy status in the state of Alaska.
So what did he do?Â He remixed that shit and got secretly engaged to his baby momma and announced it in US Magazine.
That’s right, he’s finally ready to be a family man.Â Sarah Palin is SUPER excited about it too, check this hot quote.
“Bristol, at 19, is now a young adult,” said the statement attributed to the Palin family. “As parents we obviously want what is best for our children, but Bristol is ultimately in charge of determining what is best for her and her beautiful son.”
UvT Translation: “I can’t believe our daughter would embarass us like this.Â If we could we would lock her in the damn attic, but she’s already announced it, so we need to let them know why we lost control….Uhhhhh, She’s an adult!Â Yeah, that will work.”
“Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives.”
“Every normal person would be ignoring a person who publicly humiliated her family would shut this guy down.Â But this chick has taken it completely too far.Â Even Mother Theresa wouldn’t forgive Levi for what he did, but our Bristol, she is really going the extra mile. Fuck!”
“We pray that, as a couple, Bristol and Levi’s relationship matures into one that will allow Tripp to grow up graced with two loving parents in his life,”
“I hope they don’t mess this up.Â Maybe we can remind them there is a kid involved and they will actually be responsible.”
That doesn’t exactly sound like they are booking churches and choosing the color of the bridesmaid’s dresses.
Seriously, I don’t care who you are, I don’t care what your personal principles are, I don’t care if you are conservative, liberal, it really doesn’t matter.Â When you have a daughter, you do NOT want to see this guy walk through that door with an engagement ring.
Yeah, the Playgirl alum is never what a daddy dreams about when his little girl decides to get married.Â You know he is just gonna be a smiling asshole at every single family dinner, while every quote he ever ripped on the Tyra show echoes in your mind.
In other words, this is a train wreck waiting to happen.Â Can’t wait.