In news that makes it look like every dude on the planet is cheating on his wife, people are speculating that motorcycle builder and husband of Oscar winner Sandra Bullock has been having an affair.Â Now picture the chick he might be cheating with.Â Does she look like this?
She likes the tattoos and appears to have I gigantic red tongue snake growing out of her crotch.Â More, shall we?
Not much of a tail game to speak of, but if you like to look at crazy dragon ladies while you hit it from the back, she’s got you covered.
This babe is damn near the Lil Wayne of white chicks.Â I don’t think I’ve ever seen knee tattoos before.Â But wait there’s more.
Even Wayne didn’t go for the full forehead tattoo.Â That’s just weird.
I’m pretty sure Michelle Bombshell falls into the “oh no, you did not just cheat on me with that chick.” category.
I actually hope this one isn’t true, but I’m gonna guess it probably is.Â After Tiger, one chick really does seem like less of a problem.