I feel like Kim K’s tail is like Tiger Woods’ golf game. Even in the face of the entire Hollywood scene, if you line up Kim K vs. the field, 9 times out of 10 times she’s going to win.
Damn I love them. eer..shoes. But on the real, go back and peep that J to stomach to tail ratio…then take it to the calf piece if you’ve left room for more. She’s looking pretty legit right here. Now contrast that against your standard issue, hollywood/television beauty that cats regularly drool over…someone like, ohhh, say Mary Louise Parker:
Whoa, now that’s a fail tail even by 1982 white chick standards.
That is disgraceful. I mean, where is her ass? The photog thought that was hot? She thinks that’s hot? I mean, you don’t see a flat chested chick highlighting her bug bites putting the js out like they’re the best thing since undetectable ass gel? I don’t think so.  Wait she can’t be that terrible in back. Let me take this to angle 2:
Damn, even from the back Negative Arse syndrome is crystal clear. There aint no cushion for the pushin’ there. I can’t take it. And Brock had the nerve to tell me she was “freaky” on her tv show.  I know, I know, here face is “hot”…sure thing:
Lookin like an ugly, soon to be undead vampire extra from True Blood (check out that semi nude J game here).  Quietly, looks like Michael Jackson during that video days before he died. About as skinny as him too. Not right. Though that side hip is muscled out…. Nah, like Rocky Balboa, Kim K wins again:
You gotta respect it.
- Lake
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I can’t talk about Mary Louise Parker, but that Nancy Botwin is sexy as hell. I apologize for the low music, but peep the action at about the 2 minute mark.
She’s a thugged out MILF freak on that show. Unfortunately, she is also still a…
wow i never realized how tiny kim k’s legs are…i can see why peeps were thinking her butt was not natural…but i believe it is…all the dashians seem to be curvy women…
anywho be a dyme like Kim K.
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Ugh, why won’t a rock just fall on this chick already?
I don’t respect knifed up curves, implants, and what not. But dudes don’t care, so whatever.
We only post Kim K because it is the only way to get you to leave a comment anymore Be. I might have to do another brown girl appreciation post for you.
@ Brock:
LOL, whatev. I can’t find my hater cap. That, and gotta stay 1 step ahead of the internet nazis at my job.
But don’t front, you know you worship at the Hodashian altar.
Brock, do you still not know that white girls have an inverse fail tail rating in their own minds? the SMALLER their tail, the hotter the think they are…
I thank you again for helping these misinformed creatures understand that a trunkadunk is something to aspire for, not to lipo away.
JMACK
well said my man! living here in cali (beach city) i once called this thick white girl, ‘thick’ she almost killed me, i explained that it was a good thing…she didnt get it…whatevs
@Lake yes that outfit is Kim K’s money shot. And yes Mary Louise is a fail tail but the the woman is attractive and does have some sex appeal on Weeds and is forty-four (I felt like writing that out). Kim K will not be anywhere at keeping it tight at 35 unless she never has kids and lives at the gym.
@Fernando leave them white girls alone. Ha.
Ahhh… The “Nancy Botwin” can be found on the majority of college campuses nationwide as well as outside of metropolitan area’s. Often spotted post college with one or two children, an affinity for all things “Oprah”, as well as an obsession of Starbucks, Beaners, or some other coffee chain.
-You’ve been warned.