I feel like Kim K’s tail is like Tiger Woods’ golf game.Â Even in the face of the entire Hollywood scene, if you line up Kim K vs. the field, 9 times out of 10 times she’s going to win.
Damn I love them. eer..shoes.Â But on the real, go back and peep that J to stomach to tail ratio…then take it to the calf piece if you’ve left room for more.Â She’s looking pretty legit right here.Â Now contrast that against your standard issue, hollywood/television beauty that cats regularly drool over…someone like, ohhh, say Mary Louise Parker:
Whoa, now that’s a fail tail even by 1982 white chick standards.
That is disgraceful.Â I mean, where is her ass?Â The photog thought that was hot?Â She thinks that’s hot?Â I mean, you don’t see a flat chested chick highlighting her bug bites putting the js out like they’re the best thing since undetectable ass gel? I don’t think so. Â Wait she can’t be that terrible in back.Â Let me take this to angle 2:
Damn, even from the back Negative Arse syndrome is crystal clear.Â There aint no cushion for the pushin’ there.Â I can’t take it.Â And Brock had the nerve to tell me she was “freaky” on her tv show. Â I know, I know, here face is “hot”…sure thing:
Lookin like an ugly, soon to be undead vampire extra from True Blood (check out that semi nude J game here).Â Â Quietly, looks like Michael Jackson during that video days before he died.Â About as skinny as him too.Â Not right.Â Though that side hip is muscled out….Â Nah, like Rocky Balboa, Kim K wins again:
You gotta respect it.
I can’t talk about Mary Louise Parker, but that Nancy Botwin is sexy as hell.Â I apologize for the low music, but peep the action at about the 2 minute mark.
She’s a thugged out MILF freak on that show.Â Unfortunately, she is also still a…