Kanye Keeps Winning: Amber Rose is Still Bad

Kanye doesn’t have a single out, Kanye doesn’t have an album out, Kanye has a kinda new video out, a sneaker that you can’t actually buy out, so it seems like he must be laying low.  You know what though, I think Kanye has figured out how to win in ways we haven’t even began to comprehend yet.  First of all, Jay-Z drops “D.O.A. – Death of Autotune” which seems to pretty much kill both Kanye and T-Pain…but Kanye produced the track.  Second, Kanye directed the Drake “Best I Ever Had” video which had the baddest collection of natural J’s bouncing all about the screen that have ever been seen.  But you want to know how I know the dude is really winning?  Really, really winning?  He wore a perfectly normal outfit to the BET Awards.

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A long sleeve T, Jeans and some Timbs?  When was the last time Ye dressed like that?  I’m sure those jeans cost $1,500 on some ol “nicka you ain’t up on this” but they look like jeans to me.  But as much as Kanye is winning, Amber Rose over there on the left looks like the official win to me.  Has a stripper chick ever cleaned up this well?  Check Amber Rose from Diddy’s White Party this weekend.

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Just enough side-J.  White pants looking thick.  Intern!  Bring me in tight.

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Yeah, that tail game is the truth.  Here is the even crazier thing.  The white party at least puts you up in some hot reasonable gear.  This chick even looks good when she has some ol wild stuff on.  Peep this.

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Nah.  It ain’t St. Patrick’s day homays.  She is just rocking the green even steven fade.  But it doesn’t matter because the J game is pumpin.  Maaaaan, those joints look soff like a pil-low.

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No she didn’t break out the aquamarine tights on em.  When you can rock some Turrible Gear and still come out a winner, man you’ve gotta be bad.  How confident do you have to be to break out that color?  So confident that you went on ahead and bought the matching G-Shock and Stunna shades to go with it.  That is spectacular.  I’m putting the interns to work tonight too.  Angle 3?

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My goodness.  I don’t need to see no mo.

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World-0

-Brock

Comments

  1. Slick Jefferson says:

    Kardashian’s a distant no. 2 at this point.

    It needed saying.

  2. oldschoolruler says:

    Brock…u da man, keep keepin’ it real for all of ‘Us’…inquirin’ minds gots to know.

    Yo’ insights r cold…and deep too.

  3. Dame Cash says:

    i want a hand full of aqua blue. ya digg.

  4. Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ma Let you finish, but Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time!